(843): Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

 

(317): I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

 

sounds like a challenge

 

**** the ring, i hate it

 

haha take it beckers has it lol ... is it like the ring toss at the carnival? lol

 

(913): U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

 

she had it for a couple months, i made her switch to the pill. the ring would be fine if i had a 5" dick, but im not chinese

 

where are u quoting all this from scott?

 

www.textsfromlastnight.com

 

fmylife is now blocked at my job. that sucks.

 

(206): So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

 

You should make a fmylife post about it.

 

postsecret sux this week. the one about the weed, ive done that to my mom

 

poo coming on ... but i leave in 30 minutes ... tough call

 

I'd stick it out nothing like pooing on your own toilet in privacy unless you have a long drive home.

 

na 15 minute drive tops, less traffic getting out before 5 is another perk

 

I'm thinking about going home myself.............

 

Another RMF. The Titan really is a piece of ****.

 

I'm driving the Mac right now haven't had an RMF in a while

 

hold it, its always better to have homecourt advantage.