im gonna poke you in the larynx

 

Bayliner doesn't make a wakeboard boat. None of the normal manufacturers do.

 

because you're human and not an ignorant pig! why get married if you're going to end up ******* up at your party???? if he knows his soon to be WIFE doesn't approve then why do it...oh well, there goes another statistic.
hard boil some eggs tonight if you want to see that


everything that some skank (who you have to pay $$$) does i can do. except have my ******* fisted...but seriously...wtf

 

Still not very big. I've tried. My boat is just too light. If I pile enough people in it, it doesn't have enough power.

 

but many boats that size have a bilge tank under the deck to collect rain water. you could just turn off the bilge pump.

 

HA HA HA Sorry Mike!!!

Yes Becky I am kidding.....cereally......

 

eliza and brie thank you very much, now i'm talking with katrina and lauren i'm DYING to go out with them, they were so much fun and i loooooooove my aunt and i'm with her pretty much every second i'm there, i miss and love to hang out with my dad...as long as he doesn't have fleas in his house. my mother is another story
i'll poke your prostate...hard

 

hahahahahahaha

 

no you're not kidding. otherwise you wouldn't have posted it. i'm not a retard


and now i question mike hanging out with you....you know, you'll try to convince him to have 1 more last opportunity and all

 

if the boarder loses some weight, the boat wont have to go as fast

 

THROW SOME DEES ON ME MOTHER ******!!!!!!! hahhahahahha


dees = money ? right? lol

 

+1 when I said going the extra mile I meant I wanna see two chicks licking each other's ***** and hopefully one banging the other with a strap on!!

 

speaking of weight....have you told the boys how the tables have turned in the household?

 

with your tongue


you used to complain about all of them except eliza all the time

 

i'd still be pissed the **** off if he was there and that was going on.



i don't know if i'd be pissed because i wasn't there with him watching....or if he was there just watching. either way, i'd be pissed

 

knowing him, it'll be more like him getting me drunk and trying to give me a ******* himself

 

My name is Lori. Nice to meet ya!

 

DEEEEEZZZZZZZZ NUTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ i

 

used to


i don't have gf's here....i want friends that i can be myself around and have a good time....i don't have that. i don't have a babysitter so i can go out, neither do i have MY OWN MONEY to go out. you offer, but i feel guilty doing so. i'm not sure if you understand where i'm coming from.

 

OMG SHUT UP!! HA HA HA I explained what I meant you big *****.......and even if I was serious he'd have to be getting married for me to present him with 3 slutty hookers willing to let him fist some *******!!