oww owwwww!

 

time to switch to PMs before we scare everyone else out of this thread

 

 

Doesn't it get all picky when it grows back in a little? I imagine it being itchy and uncomfortable if you don't keep up with it. I don't even like shaving my face most of the time. The only gardening I keep up on is my chest and my junk. I like to keep those in check.

 

I'm not scared yet, I need questions answered about grooming.

 

yes. i have to redo it about twice a week. it only takes 10 seconds, assuming im washing my *** crack anyway

 

The weather was great but my bike is in the backyard and there's about 2 feet of snow there. It's also tricky to get my bike out becaue I need to get it up a bunch of steps going up on a slant.

 

is your girl dirty enough to lick it?

 

man you are so ****** lazy

 

Deanna Troi? Probably.

 

She would but I'm not sure how I feel about it. She's awesome in the sack though and she's always wearing sexy lingerie for me. She's got some hot little outfits and corsets and stuff. That really gets my engine running.

 

Well, I tried to shovel the lawn off on Sunday. Hopefully it's gone this week.

 

have her lick it. you will most likely end up liking it. lingerie is also a must!

 

it feels weird, but let her do it anyway

 

LOL. I guess we'll see....

You must not want to ride bad enough. I had to put one of my bikes back together to ride it and I spent all morning doing that and then I got called over to my mom's to fix a door. She all along since my dad died 2 years ago so I had no choice.

Agreed. Nothing can stop me when I want to hit the streets.

Gonna be worse in PA this week, I imagine you will get some of it in NY too.

 

I'm not sure how she would feel about me posting a picture but I think my wife is very pretty. She's so nice to people too, even when they don't deserve it. She's like one of those people we need in the world to balance out all the ******** and douche bags, you know what I mean?

 

she's pretty. i bet she looks good in a corset and garter belt with thigh high stockings

 

I don't want anything near my ******* at all. Thank you very much. My instant reaction even if my girls hand is near my *** is to punch her.

 

what about a hamster?

 

yup .