make me an off her homie

 

ok, so i just turned in my paperwork to raise my child support..i was feeling pretty good about myself so i bought a powerball ticket at the gas station.

 

Gimme a price. Ill give you $$ and my broken motor

 

Good luck, hope you win millions

 

thanks, i'll get you a new bowling ball if i do

 

$150 +shipping

 

well im not fired but im still not at work.


when my car broke on monday i had to fix it in my cold wet and damp garage floor.

and now im sicker than hell.

anyone have anygood remedies for a hellacious sore throat/ sinus headache?

 

Haha..I just got one, but thanks

 

I tried zicam for the first time recently, it seemed to work

 

Only if you said "a lotto ticket and some copenhagen" could that post be any more redneck.

 

yeha but you have to goto the doc... and i dont have any health insurance.

 

not really, theres nothign good about this one. tires are from the 80s. rims are rust buckets, i chipped the big chips off before sales time. the lights and wiring are pretty much gone. hmm, well i guess the frame is ok

 

hey punta i got your mass taxes printed out at work successfully

 

i wasn't thinking about the chew but otherwise i was thinking the same thing

 

try tussin and *** ton of orange juice

 

any body buy it yet?

 

Nyquil and bourbon tea alwyas works for me. You are still sick, but you sleep through it all.

 

damn im sooo not looking foward to my pointless drive to de moines tomorrow

 

yeah, well i don't chew...but i also got a rockstar zero carb energy drink

 

Good morning I'm hungry.