View Poll Results: what was up my ass
broomstick
9
7.69%
my middle finger
35
29.91%
curling iron
11
9.40%
water buffalo
34
29.06%
sharpie
16
13.68%
nothing
12
10.26%
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what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
no i am very calm and long fused - but when 1 of the few things that actually pisses me off does i get vary angry. i beat 4 dudes with a golf club.
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
no... no you didn't.
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
exactly, so how can you tell crtch that he broke the law in AZ when you only know NY or NJ law
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
actually niner and numerous others will vouch for me. it was 2 weeks after i started dating lacey, its a rather funny story.
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by Alcoholic
I'm sorry, but that's assault and you go to jail for it.
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by DBOUNCE1
so what is it if you have a bag of clubs?
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
i dont know, all i know is the cop told me next time i should have the whole bag and not just one club.
haha sweet what's the whole story?
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by Alcoholic
wats the story.
water balloons thrown at my new truck = me beating four dudes. cops told them they were lucky it was me and not a black dude that would have shot them (its ghetto by campus).
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
its only assult if the club was by itself, if you have a bag of clubs there is no assult. and yes i beat the crap out of them and did not go to jail.
WRONG..google it. Any unwanted touching with ANY ITEM is assault. You could hit me with a feather and it would result in assault. You could pass me a dish at a buffet...and guess what... ASSAULT!
Anyways...what's the story.
oh and What's a wop, as crotch put it? Is it another way of saying grease ball or ginny? Scott, ur 100% wop, ain't ya? Why do they call italians ginny's?
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by scott3824
its almost leaving time so you get short version.
water balloons thrown at my new truck = me beating four dudes. cops told them they were lucky it was me and not a black dude that would have shot them (its ghetto by campus).
water balloons thrown at my new truck = me beating four dudes. cops told them they were lucky it was me and not a black dude that would have shot them (its ghetto by campus).
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by Alcoholic
WRONG..google it. Any unwanted touching with ANY ITEM is assault. You could hit me with a feather and it would result in assault. You could pass me a dish at a buffet...and guess what... ASSAULT!
oh and What's a wop, as crotch put it? Is it another way of saying grease ball or ginny? Scott, ur 100% wop, ain't ya? Why do they call italians ginny's?
oh and What's a wop, as crotch put it? Is it another way of saying grease ball or ginny? Scott, ur 100% wop, ain't ya? Why do they call italians ginny's?
wop is slang for italian. i am 75% - thanks to the mutt in my mom. ginny is also derogatory slang for Italian
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Re: what do you think i stuck up my *** last night
Originally Posted by Alcoholic
WRONG..google it. Any unwanted touching with ANY ITEM is assault. You could hit me with a feather and it would result in assault. You could pass me a dish at a buffet...and guess what... ASSAULT!
Anyways...what's the story.
oh and What's a wop, as crotch put it? Is it another way of saying grease ball or ginny? Scott, ur 100% wop, ain't ya? Why do they call italians ginny's?
Anyways...what's the story.
oh and What's a wop, as crotch put it? Is it another way of saying grease ball or ginny? Scott, ur 100% wop, ain't ya? Why do they call italians ginny's?
and u're a fvcking joke if you think you could walk into az and be a practicing attorney. You are simply a numbered govt employee. dime a dozen
