She stuck her finger in my...
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One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying to avoid calling on him. When the teacher asked for a word beginning with "A", Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher knew he would say "***" so she called on Mary Lou, who said ''apple". Then the teacher asked for a word beginning with "B", Little Johnny again raised his hand. Nope, he's going to say "bitch" so she called on Tommy, who said "baseball". Next was C. Little Johnny's hand shot up, he was almost jumping out of his seat. Oh, hell no thought the teacher.
This continued through most of the alphabet, because his teacher knew that there was a cuss word that Johnny would say for every letter of the alphabet. Then she got to ''R''. She thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any cuss words that began with R, so she called on Johnny.
''R is for rats - big ******* rats, with twelve-inch *****!''
This continued through most of the alphabet, because his teacher knew that there was a cuss word that Johnny would say for every letter of the alphabet. Then she got to ''R''. She thought for a moment, but couldn't think of any cuss words that began with R, so she called on Johnny.
''R is for rats - big ******* rats, with twelve-inch *****!''
I've herad the same joke....but with a different punch line.......she waited till U and called on him......he said Urinate......she said Johnny really?? I guess it's not that bad use it in a sentence......So Johnny says Teacher urinate, but if you had bigger **** you'd be a ten!!
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Scoot, I'm trying to get Cramer to go to the Mudhen's game too. He is moving to Cincinati in a couple of weeks. He said he has to work that morning, but the game isn't until 7. My plan is to head down a little early to hit up phantom fireworks.
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I FUCKED up my neon last night doing a simple brake job. Today I have the left side knuckle in the back of my jeep, gotta find a machine shop or hit up my friend with some heavier duty tools than me..
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How the hell do you **** up a brake job? Were you that stoned when you were working on it?
