Yeah, what is he talking about?

 

 

i gave up trying to figure it out. i think he posted on the wrong therad or somethang

 

I agree.

 

Ho the f do you fawkers have so many posts, so what do I get when I hit 5 gs?

 

What do you think we do all day? And now you get nothing at 5 g's

 

because we're better stunters than you lol

and you get nothing

 

i guess

 

nothing

 

oh ****, I didn't even notice everything went away?

 

oh hell no

 

So we have this one spot here thats called the X spot. Perfect pavement, and completely empty on weekends. Its a highly classified spot, onlt 2 people besides myself have clearance to ride there. Ysesterday Im out workin on the pool and my phone rings, its my ***** Sway-Z

Him: Dude, this is not good, big problems at the x spot
Me: The cops finally showed up?
Him: Worse a squid showed up
Me: Uh oh
Him: He hit a car so hard he moved it over half a parking space
Me: Oh ****!! Did the cops come? Is he alive?
Him: Hes fine, his bike is destroyed, the car is a little banged up
Me: Did the cops come? Is the spot secure?
Him: As soon as we saw the kid was ok, we bounced
Me: Good move, Im gonna drive by and check it out

 

lol, way to be concerned

 

He should be killed on site.

 

So i drive by to check it out, expecting to see half a bike all over the parkign lot. I get there, no bikes, no people, only 1 car in teh lot, and its moved half way out of its space. No chunks of metal or plastic, no blood, only 1 small oil spot next to the moved car. The car had like 1 scratch on it.
I left

 

So I go to my other friends house and we start makin phone calls to find this guy. 1 blunt and a new tire later, we find him. Dislocated hip, no rash, nothing broken, not bad Id say. He apologized profusely for crashing at our spot, and appearantly he and his friend cleaned up everythign with a broom and dustpan, and trucked the bike home within 20 minutes. No cops, no incidents at all. I was so impressed with that I didnt even yell at him.

 

You are ****ed if they notice. My boys in critical mass lost a spot from a guy who wasn't a squid, but still a rookie. He wrecked and his bike almost hit a pre-production vehicle. The spot was done.

 

this is a train station lot, the car was a shitty *** station car that was there overnight. the bike hit it right on the rear right wheel, so it really didnt do any damage to the car, just moved it

im gonna lay off that spot next weekend just to be safe

 

Lucky.

 

we'll find out next sunday