i had a cold last week it sucked started out as the flu now just coughin **** up hope you feel better

 

i think so at like 2 but since you were slurring at 10 i decided not to awnser you cause you would of been 5 times as bad lol

 

sometimes they will, but you have to take drastic measures to get change.

the only reason i got Dan to change was because he had 9 months with out me and dating some other girl for it to hit him that he really wanted to be with me. Before that when he'd want a break for a couple weeks and then get ichy and come crawling back when i was starting to move on, he would change for 2 weeks, if that, then things were right back to where they were.

5 days of being kicked out and realizing you lost your meal ticket isn't gonna do much. you'll do the absolute minimum to get them back, then you go back to what you normally do. The reason is that she didn't have to actually make a lifestyle change at all, so it's not permanant.

 

yeah pretty much

thanks

 

my brother went and took the FE this past weekend and ran into my one ex that i used to pull **** like that with. i would be a total b!tch to him, push him to were he would want to break up, i would convince him other wise, be nice for a while and then repeat the process. not pretty, i still don't think he's all right in the head about love and relationships anymore. but i don't think he holds any grudges. i feel bad about that now, not one of my better moments in life.

 

damn u ... i think i wanted to talk to you ... i was real wasted

 

hmmm ... good point

 

ok i gotta get to work, i have a test plan to write up.

 

doing it up sick as usual

 

Man its fvckin cold outside.... Buurrrrrrrrrrrr....

 

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he
said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get
MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I
said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to
salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
like when I m driving."

 

LOL^

40 Years Together

A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe
and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the dining room table with
a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in
thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 40 years
ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?"
he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband
is so caring and sensitive.

"Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your mother caught us behind
the couch making love?"

"Yes, I remember." says the wife, lowering herself into
a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when she
shoved a shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry
my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 40 years?'"

"I remember that, too." she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
"I would have gotten out today

 

 

Cold it is going to be 90 today homie

 

he meant cold outside his room, Im guessing the living room, since he never leaves his room, I dunno, fvcken weird...lol

 

 

66 here... and its about 50 right now......

 

the rainy season sux

its gonna pour like this for a while, then when it stops, it'll be too hot and humid to ride untill september

 

I wish my bank would clear this f'n check ... I need to go do brakes on my beater...

 

i hate hot and humid days, o wait thats like everyday down here....