w/his toes, mang.

 

so im returning a vid last night, n this guy comes up to me asking for money he has his wife n a van, they came in from OK state, n they had just moved here, the house wasn't ready they were living in a van til the house got inspected, n he had laready given the ppl like 900 bux or something... blah blah, he was moving his jaw sick, n i've seen this plenty of times, when ppl move their jaws alot, more then likely explains one thing, coked up. Anyway, he offered me a silver necklace with rubys n telling me how his motor mounts are jacked they tried moving into a house but wasn't inspected, so Im like damn what to do. The funny thing is that I had told him nah man I don't have any spare change on me, then he got sad or w/e cuz i know he knew i had something on me, so i drove off, but then came back, i felt kinda bad. Well a guy from papa johns brings them a pizza or w/e n he was like i need gas to get to where i need to be on the other side of town, cuz at first i was like I'll buy u food, then he said i need gas more then i need food, so i wondered wtf, he was like u can go with me and pay n watch me put the gas, so I gave him 5 bux, I coulda given him more, but I didn't know what to believe, but he did pull into a gas station. So I think 5 was good enough to get him abck across town, he was giving me this big story, that I really didn't care to hear, but then i was interested, kinda weird huh.... yeah so thats my good deed for the week

 

someday they'll come out with terminator like fingers and Ill just bolt em on. Until then Im screwed

 

i knew a chick that got her ring and pinky fingers lobbed off when she was a little kid. she got HOOOKED the **** up from her grandma's homeowners insurance, now she's rollin'

b!tch went out and bought fake ******* and everything.

 

thas y he's bitter

 

He was probly a junky. was he scratchin himself alot?

 

Get a T190

 

ha
i woulda asked to see his wife's tatas for $10

 

did she get new fingers 2?

 

 

not really, they were kinda like homeless peeps, so no thx

 

If it wasnt a birth defect and it happened like that Id sue the **** outta someone. My boy got his finger caught in a basket ball hoop and he lost like a 1/4 of his finger and they gave him 40 grand.

 

machine

 

nah.

she did it the right way though.
i could care less what her fingers look like, especially w/the fake bewbs. :YEAH

 

Ya cant just grow new ones. And I dont think they have a way of putting new ones on that actually work

 

******* is *******

 

at least get some fake ones, rubber extensions or something to look complete, LOL

 

um not really,

some are disgusting

 

do you have a raptor or some type of easy pull lever?

 

They would just get in the way at this point. It is fun though we tell people they got caught in bike chains, blown off ith fireworks. All that good stuff. And then there like both hands?? ahhahaa you gatta see there faces its classic