Girl with back problems
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Re: Girl with back problems
Originally Posted by 361_DSR_Jay
so its pretty boring, where's mike m @, that ***** prolly has work....
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From: Corpus Christi and Houston Tx
Re: Girl with back problems
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me
Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back
said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? **** this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, a student said, "You little ****. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, and someone shouted "Duck"!
The teacher groggily asked, "Who said that?"
Pedro: "**** Cheney, 2006."
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me
Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back
said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? **** this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost mob hysteria, a student said, "You little ****. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh ****, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, and someone shouted "Duck"!
The teacher groggily asked, "Who said that?"
Pedro: "**** Cheney, 2006."
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Re: Girl with back problems
Originally Posted by NINER
Any word on a price for the headlight? I would like to order it soon.
i told you i cant be ordering huge amounts of parts at once ... i asked him for prices for cramer ... after cramer decides on ordering give it a week or two then i can get another order in
