LMFAO

that wouldnt fit here. Im the only person I know who has a tractor

some:
a guy who wears more than 1 pair of pants through the course of the day
a guy who spends more than 30-40 seconds on his hair
a guy with more than 3 pairs of shoes

maybe those are just my definitions, i dont know

 

kinda what i was thinking too

 

isnt your name Chris?

 

well i got #1 and #3 on tht list i wear khakis to work then change in to jeans to work on whatever or ride or whatever

 

yes

 

well in his defense he bought hair clippers and had me cut the back of his hair because he didn't want to spend the time or money to go get it cut

 

can you just put an ad in the paper "college girls only"

 

yeah i was just throwin out ideas. i have more than 3 pairs of shoes too, but i only wear 2 of em. riding shoes, and non riding shoes pretty much

 

probably

say female occupants prefered

 

what does dbounce mean?

 

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. "Ya,
shure, I tink
I haff a lighter,"he replied.

Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter
10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter
in his hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"
Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere, I'm a good friend
of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky
darkens
& is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying
overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.
"Yumpin' Yimminy! I asked for a million bucks, not a million
ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart
of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

from skillz on another thread

 

yes, but it might repel college girls

 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/tls/226415327.html

is this a good deal for a 4000 wat B&S generator?

 

I'm nowhere near metro and i always change from work clothes to other clothes after work. I have probably 20 pairs of shoes.

 

you're more metro than my brother

 

Not a bad deal, thing looks a little old.

 

but not all metros are faggy

 

kinda my thinking too sounds kinda like a rapest or something

 

i just noticed my pants are filthy, i can probably only get a couple more days out of em

 

Just place an ad for college housing and decline the male applications.