well thank you..it is amusing.. why are you so bored you are at work...

 

I don't know what you heard about me
But a ***** can't get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see
That I'm a mother****ing P-I-M-P
[Repeat]

[Verse 1]
Now shorty, she in the club, she dancing for dollars
She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada
That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabana
She feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they wanna
I spit a little G man, and my game got her
A hour later, have that *** up in the Ramada
Them trick ****** in her ear saying they think about her
I got the ***** by the bar trying to get a drink up out her
She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk
She from the country, think she like me cause I'm from New York
I ain't that ***** trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that ***** trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
***** hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see
You ****ing with me, you ****ing with a P-I-M-P

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I'm bout my money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you ****ing with me, I'm a P-I-M-P
Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy
Head full of hair, ***** I'm a P-I-M-P
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to be with a P-I-M-P
Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch TV
From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P
Girl we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball
We could toast to the good life, girl we could have it all
We could really splurge girl, and tear up the mall
If ever you needed someone, I'm the one you should call
I'll be there to pick you up, if ever you should fall
If you got problems, I can solve'em, they big or they small
That other ***** you be with ain't bout ****
I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, *****

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I told you fools before, I stay with the tools
I keep a Benz, some rims, and some jewels
I holla at a hoe til I got a ***** confused
She got on Payless, me I got on gator shoes
I'm shopping for chinchillas, in the summer they cheaper
Man this hoe you can have her, when I'm done I ain't gon keep her
Man, *****es come and go, every ***** pimpin know
You saying it's secret, but you ain't gotta keep it on the low
***** choose with me, I'll have you stripping in the street
Put my other hoes down, you get your *** beat
Now Nik my bottom *****, she always come up with my bread
The last ***** she was with put stitches in her head
Get your hoe out of pocket, I'll put a charge on a *****
Cause I need 4 TVs and AMGs for the six
Hoe make a pimp rich, I ain't paying *****
Catch a date, **** a ****, shiiit, TRICK

[Chorus]

Yeah, in Hollywoood they say there's no b'ness like show b'ness
In the hood they say, there's no b'ness like hoe b'ness ya know
They say I talk a lil fast, but if you listen a lil faster
I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, *****

 

Move day. I can't sit in my normal office.

 

One of my personal favorites:



Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a Grape Nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?
Are you "Hooked On A Feeling"? Are you hooked on gin and tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you "Hooked On Phonics"?
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"?
Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?
Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of livin' if your ear's be
Broken? Even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from "M.A.S.H."?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker moustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?
Ain't no Halloween party "Why's she wearin' that mask?"
Does she got more chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?
Did you first see your boyfriend on "Cops"?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?
Workin' third shift late New Year's Eve?
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille?
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail?

Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

So take your life instead of takin' it for granted
I'm thinkin' you should can it I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas
I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind and let me reverse it
Backwards like Judas Priest first did

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No take that towel and hang yourself with it
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
So save the planet and kill yourself
If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

 

whats up u fkn ******, yo Im just here chillin at home on my comp, thinking about going riding, but I don't want no fat chicks hitting me on my bike.

 

oh yeah.. thats nice.. you dont have a window anymore huh.. thats sad..
i like that song better

 

why arent you working????

 

Put a 10' pole on the front and hang a cheeseburger off of it. They won't hit you then. Fayt chicks LOVE cheeseburgers......it's a proven fact.

 

I took the day off, cuz some fat chick hit my car last night, jacked up my axle and steering column on my car, now I wish I had my truck, but just my bike so I'm fighting her ins to get my sh*t fixed, cuz she started crying and complaining when they were gonna give her a ticket, so no1 got cited, so its gonna be an insurance thing now... so w/e fvck it

 

ha ha thats funny

 

oh that sounds fun.. wish i could have been there.

 

also so I could take care of all this sh*t at home and not at work

 

wish u coulda been here to what, sooth me, cuz thats all u woulda been able to do

 

No, I'm serious. Fat *****es love them *****!

 

i was jokin'..whoa someone needs a hug today...

 

yeah i'm not fat and i like cheeseburgers

 

That chick looked familiar, and when my mom got there at the accident, (cuz she has an extra set of my keys at her house, and I locked my keys in the car when I got out, genius). I told my mom she looks familiar my mom was like yeah she does, I was like at a resturant we have eaten at right, and my mom was like yeah no doubt, I was like wtf, no doubt, LOL.....

 

ur fat, u know it

 

Notice you said like and not LOVE......

 

did you used to bang her?