I've never had a problem getting head......well except when they stop sucking it because they can't wait a second longer to get it in them!!

 

ive never heard of a chick who cant get it licked any time she wants to

 

Yeah well THAT we can't do much about. Maybe Scottie could post up some links educating you on how the vaginal discharge (GOD i HATE that word! Uck!) consistency, odor, flavor, etc cycles throughout the month as the hormones go through their differnt cycles leading up to & away from the dreaded hell week.. bj/booty week as I see it, lol

 

as soon as i know its coming, i go for a walk

 

cereally?? fat chicks?? old chicks?? stinky chicks??

 

you never had them complain "my jaw hurts" or **** like that?

 

yeah well we've all heard that......just push there head down and tell them you're almost there......all the while knowing you're no where close!!

 

they dont count

 

Hehehe.. yeah we sometimes tell you that because we can't stand to have the smelly thing in our faces for another second.. LOL!

They're out there, I've heard the stories. Be glad you haven't encountered one. Usually girls who can't operate a razor, or think they're sexy right after their aerobics/jogging/etc.. If they hate nutsweat on a guy, don't they understand swampcrotch on a girl? wtf? lol

 

i love that taste believe it or not

 

And I'm guessing you have few repeat customers due to that..

**** yeah that **** hurts after maybe 5 minutes! Try it on a banana first for as long as you'd like her to do it.. and watch the teeth, and make it good too! Then tell me that **** is NOT as easy as you think! lmao

 

haha my ex wife used to complain after like 30 seconds
and then theres the old "my mouth is too small" line, chick try to use that one alot

 

Yeah so they jam it inside them????? BRILLIANT!!

 

Well now there is always the fetishists, let's not even get into that realm.. There are guys out there that love the stink so much, they pay crazy **** like $50+ for smelly sneakers or work pumps & $20 for "well worn" pantyhose and workout tights, & let's not even get into the elitist pantysniffers, what they crave & what they pay... Whoa.

Don't ask how I happen to know a little about any of this, it's really not an interesting story at all like you'd like to think.

 

Hi I'm Skillz, you've obvioulsy not met me or seen a pic......chicks dig me!!

 

tell it, i have one too, on the same topic

 

Skillz knows hes a pimp because he heard it from a semi-reliable source

 

Can't smell it there! And besides, we enjoy it much more where it belongs. Not many chicks would rather have a dick in their mouth instead of their nanny if they have the choice.

 

LMAO

 

yeah i could but i have work to do ....

and i know both mike and i like to bang girls when they are on the rag