drinking sperm should have been her meal.

 

for masturbatory purposes?

 

If it's functional I would marry you in a second. Well maybe not marry, but definately shack up.

 

that would definately belong on a **** video

but no, i have it for decorative purposes.

 

very easy to make functional (HE), it is a training round, but i have the primer, opterator, all it needs really is the tube to shoot it out of. i can get incriments from work to make it go further too. but we are not shooting my mortar ok.

 

my highly anorexic xgf accompanied me on a ski trip over a 3 day weekend, a few years back.
From friday night until tuesday, she consumed nothing but my semen and a half a bottle of SoCo. 3 loads a day on average

 

youve never tried? I know youve thought about it

 

hahahha
that had to be a fun trip for you.


oh and yes there are times i thought about shooting off the mortar, but i like it where it is. My mom wants a tank round, i think one of the guys from GD-OTS is gonna hook me up with one some time.

 

It was ok. I think she was a virgin, even tho shes says not. She cried like one

 

I think a dozen flash bang grenades would make for a fun time at stuntwars.

 

you throw it in her *** the first time or something?

 

yeah you'd get arrested for sure. At least it would be better than Nick's incarcertaion for stealing a phone.

 

Nope. her ***** was (and still is) the tightest one ive ever touched, 2 fingers hurt her. Even tho it sees like it would be fun to fukc somethign that tight, they crying and complaining overshadows it

 

Is that why she was an Ex girlfriend?

 

yes niner we need some serious firepower for down there ....

 

Too bad they don't sell 1/4 or 1/2 sticks at firework stands anymore.

 

yeah i don't see sex being fun when someone is whining about it constantly.

 

Nope. After properly breaking it in, that was the best pusssy I ever owned. We dated for many years on and off. In fact, every other girl Ive gotten into since her has been dissappointing in the vaginal department, in comparrison.

 

they don't sell lots of fun things anymore cuz idiots hurt themselves or others and then people sue.

 

It was good by the third day. I layed off it on the second day. On the third I took a viagra and went off on a mission of cervical destruction. Good times.