exactly. I did 100 today and about that yesterday. If I did 100 every week day and he never posted again it would still take me almost 3 months. Now if we count the 30 a day hes regularly doing, that adds another 2 months.

 

Maybe if I paid someone to post for me on nights and weekends

 

everybodys gone and i still have 7 posts left to go

 

I thought about running a php script on my work server to do that



and on that note time to make the drive home ....

 

ok seven more posts huh

 

6 now...

 

My final post for the day. The children of tomorrow will look back through history, in search of my 11,000th post, and ask their grandparents if the legends are true. How fitting that when they do find this post, they will read 3 sentences before the realization sets in that I really dont have anything to say. At that point they will all kill themselves. No one will ever read this sentence.

 

if i was a contributor that would be my signature

u still gotta catch up to nags

 

I just wanted to congradulate mike on his 11,000th post...

 

yes way to go mike

 

Thanks guys

 

You're a very special young man...

 

I got a headache

 

Me too

 

I think I need a coffee and a cigarette.

 

I think a new day means a new thread

 

I think I need to do something productive today, like start my community service.

 

lmao im starting mine today at 6

 

I'm trying to think of something fun to do. Any ideas? I was gonna do the meals on wheels thing. I figured I might be able to scam on some old ladies...

 

I dont know. Thats cool that you get to choose. I have to go to the blackest town on LI and work at their volunteer ambulance depot. My car is probably gonna get robbed in the parking lot.