Uneven breasts
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by Rumpshaker
I don't remember, it was either Altered minds, or Dsr. Not sure.. Either way, you don't want to see it..
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by NINER
It was DSR, jeremy posted that one up. Thank god i read the reactions before I opened it.
Almost nothing bothers me, but I had to hold back my vomit on that one. The couldn't have walked right ever after that..
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by scott3824
and every once in a while his horses loved him.
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Re: Uneven breasts
How Men think
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by NINER
How Men think
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a
blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They
tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured
him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally
agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked".
Classic...
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Re: Uneven breasts
bwhahahahaha good one
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by scott3824
bwhahahahaha good one
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
More importantly, how awesome would it be to have that kind of illness.
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by scott3824
bwhahahahaha good one
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
btw i just read an article in the new playboy about medicinal hadn jobs - no **** there are chicks that get certified and have to pass an exam and get medically certified to give hand jobs because they are theraputical and can help cure some illnesses .... how awesome is that
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Re: Uneven breasts
Originally Posted by Rumpshaker
More importantly, how awesome would it be to have that kind of illness.
