hide in your car one night, then jump out and beat the sht out of him with a baseball bat yeah

 

thats fuked .... i would just pop a few rounds off in the backyard once in a while to remind people

 

I just made french toast and bacon... :YEAH

 

Go get something close by!!!!!!!!

Dont smoke, thats not good, well the cigs anyway, LOL!!!!!

 

I thinking about parking my truck there, drinking a lot of red bull and waiting to see who messes with it. Got my CCW so wandering around with my .40 H&K is perfectly legal.

 

Need to carry me piece not so concealed a couple of times. Let it show when I'm raking my leaves and ****. It you pack raking leves in your yard, people just assume you are disturbed.

 

how does your licensin' work ???

 

Guns get u no where, just trouble.... trust!!!!!

Only good thing is u can shoot some1 who breaks in to ur house, but u gotta do it inside, and if they die ur still clear, weird huh.....

Its crazy where I am from u get more time for robbing stores and banks then u do for shooting and killing some1....

 

can I have some?

 

guns are cool.. it takes a lot of skill to use one

 

Not really.

 

if you were here I'd cook ya some..

 

ummm ok, I take it u have never shot one before, or been shot at, etc... gets worse...

when u talk about skill, ur talking sniper rifles, not hand guns

 

Thx, good to know.... would u give me some OJ with it also?

 

if you're just goin' to shoot just to shoot.. it doesn't

I'm talkin' about aimin' ... I haven't shot a gun yet.. I will eventually.. but I've been to the ranges..

 

Got to be 21 without any serious trouble with the law (list of disqualifing charges is like 1 1/2 long), take a class, qualify with a target shoot, get fingerprinted,apply and pay the $110 fee. Wait 3 months for every kind of criminal check known to man, meet with the gun board (5-8 VERY important people in your city like the cheif of police, etc.) for an interview, and if all goes well you are all set.

 

so huntin' doesn't take skill?????

 

a tall glass of milk?? we have OJ.. but I usually drink milk

 

Not really skill, just a lot of practice. It helps if your Dad is a redneck and gets you started around age 7. I remember getting a .22 for one birthday and a .410 gauge shot gun for Christmas, which are like 2 months apart, right around the age I got my small game licence.

 

Not really, I was 12 when I shot my first shot gun... (doves), and used a 243 scope sited rifle for deer..... so it doesn't take skill, to a certain point when it comes to certain guns.....