i kind f feel bad for you having to deal with rain/light snow every single day. thats why i no longer live in roc

 

damn niner you scored big. just got back from lunch on bike even though roads are still wet. little drifting never did any harm

 

nachos and cheese for lunch and corn

 

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have
an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a
half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So, I shook my
head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady
behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of
those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between
our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of
my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code
so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you
know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't
think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things
and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit
card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need
some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the
battery to this remote door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car. Do you
think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery
to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No,
just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk."

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was
typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.
What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it
on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the
manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise
control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a
large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with
their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch
banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my
terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT

Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The
message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy
button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take
her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher
tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother
says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to
emergency!

 

i wanted to try out new clutch set up. I like it so far but still got to get raptor or asv lever

 

truth ... the ones in toledo are all sloped ....

i need to follow up about that greenhouse

 

It would be nice in a couple of months.

 

ok the attractive older woman is not at her desk

she has a mousepad with a pic of her family on it, her daughter is pretty hot too

 

classic

 

tell her to hook you up with her daughter

 

Do the 9mm mod instead.

 

negative, i dont date long island girls anymore

well actually ive refined that one

i dont date girls with jewish moms or italian dads - which is 90% of li girls, this ones last name is deblasio

 

Take a picture.

 

asv with the 9mm pulls the same as the pro raptor, but i like the shape of the asv better for some reason

 

The fact that it doesn't break helps too.

 

might be able to pull that off

brb

 

Watch mike get busted taking a picture.

 

get a date with the daughter

 

i still want to do that

 

ok i'm back