you could feed the cows or run moonshine or be an antique junk collector

 

I hope to be popping viagra and banging my 30 yr old girlfriend who lives in a trailer

 

no **** - but we can pay into it

Thats why I started a Roth IRA when I turned 18, and contribute to my 401k - even though its not much I figure its better than nothing.

 

We would have to find jobs in our respective industries. I have milked a cow before, its real easy if u just use a bucket, but nowadays you have to hook up the milking machine cuz that **** needs to be pasturized.

 

really?

 

wont be by the time we get to retirement

 

oh i thought she meant it doesnt exist out there

 

I wish. Thats federally mandated.

 

wanna trade for a cr250 that needs a motor? Im serious, I just dont want it anymore

 

what is happiness?

 

wow...the possibilities are endless.

 

i try to imagine the same, but i'd settle for not wearing depends by the time i hit that age.

 

ur one of a few smart ones.

 

ugh, i want a better lifestyle...no more legal crap for me. i think i'd be happier working the cow tit sucking machines.

I wouldn't mind openning a little business out there. A pizza joint or something. I could bring staten island pizza to the mid west.

 

a chemical reaction in your body

 

you would have to import water for it to be any good.

 

exactly, but the pool of silverbacks are living longer and longer...continually depleting the social security. The baby boomers are retiring and the money the government is sucking out of our fewer in number pockets is insuffcient to take care of their old wrinkly butts.

I know NO one around me that knows what an IRA or 401k is within the pool of people around here. They don't know what it is, how it works, how to start one. I asked Gil what he plans to do, and he has NOTHING, no pension, barely any benefits, no savings, NADA...and he claims "he'll deal with it when that day comes because u don't know when ur gonna drop dead"...he's practically 40.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!???

 

i thought that was an orgasm.

i guess i'll just take some happy pills then.

 

hmmm, i didn't think about the poor quality of water.

how about good bagels...is there a need for good bagels out there?

 

I guess i can work for the federal government out in the midwest.