bikes ... sex .... or alcohol are usually good ....

or old party stories

 

hmm, i'll take old party stories for $100 alex

 

I got drunk once and woke up with my roommates girlfriend in my bed... but who hasnt that happened too?

 

ah man i got pages on this **** from college ....

 

I dont have any ood party stories

 

lets here em!

 

RIF lets take yoru first story, and subtract the word girlfriend from it... that sounds a little more realistic

 

one good one was at my college grad party - 20 kegs - 400+ people ... cops swooped like 15 cars at once ... y buddies sister answers the door and gets smart with the cop ... cop proceeds to chin check her - thats when all hell breaks loose ... well i was dancing on the bar making out with some chick when all this starts .. so i crawl through a window and start video taping the cops just beating people .... next thing i know i get speared from behind and hear - the only thing your taping is the inside of a cell ... that night ended up sucking .... 2 hours in the paddy wagon .... 5 hours in the drunk tank .... and i ended up not getting laid (no need for *** raping prison jokes)

 

best year in college was my junior year when i bought a hot tub ...........

 

GOD BLESS HOT TUBS!!!!!!!!! :YEAH

 

One time at band camp, I took some E and went racing around on my motor bike. A cop tried to hit me cuz I didnt pull over. That is all

 

one of my best ones was, my 18th bday at college.. it was in flagstaff, and cold as ****, we had 2 kegs at this chicks condo.. got out of control, ended up being 4 kegs... i'm outside peeing in a bush, and i see some dude running through the parking lot with one of our empty kegs, i'm so loaded i start yelling shti and get like 15 ppl to come with me to find it.. we end up kicking in the wrong door, and ransacked someones house.. then there was still a little keg left.. and i decided i wanted to keep it.. so we got in the back door of my dorm, and carried a giant keg up 3 flights of stairs totally loaded and hid it in my shower, left the water running on it all night.. did i mention my suite mate was the RA?!

 

I just realized I have no party stories cuz I dont drink and never find partys.

 

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im killing u guys

 

^ lies, u drink till u pass out, and don't remember the party

 

read this

 

my 19th birthday in college i bonged everclear ... i remember none of the night i woke up with a broken hand and my head in the trash can

 

When i was younger I would go to partys and all the girls would be into the older guys. Now I go to partys, and everyone looks at me like "why is this old guy here?" but at least the girls talk to me. Too bad they're too young for me.

 

you stole that from sonic jay .... but it is freakin hilarious - everyone at my office loved it ...

 

i didnt steal ****, he probably found it the same place i did