Are we there yet?
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Re: Are we there yet?
Back from lunch. Bartender had 1" long nipples, I swear to god! Our waitress is getting a boob job so she will soon have the ******* to match her ***. Next trip to the Bronco.....2 weeks after the new ******* are installed. 4 beer lunches are the ****!
I think the huge vaginas scared all the girls away. 
B.T.M.
Joined: Feb 2004
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Re: Are we there yet?
ahh, 3 posts jarshy... make sure to read what i wrote on the last page... i meant every, single, word.* this 60 second bullshit might cause me to have a heart attack, everytime that message comes up i feel a little bit of anger build in my chest, and what else pisses me off was this kid i work with didn't come in yesterday, but called me to do a ton of **** for him, but i'm a nice guy, and he promised fazoli's today.. so i'll punch my mom for a free lunch at fazoli's... and guess what, the little b|tch isn't here today either!!
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Re: Are we there yet?
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
and jarsh, big mistake takin that nap, i only need 7 posts to pass you again.... and yes, i'll make sure to work all day, and when i say work, i mean post, and when i say all day, i mean long enough to make you cry
Bwahahahahahahaha
Nice,
You'd better get a good buffer of posts ahead of me while I'm in class, cause when I get out I'm gonna have about 2.5 hours to post like a b1tch, then when I get out of work tonight, I'm gonna post post post...
Big Jarsh
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Re: Are we there yet?
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
We have a guest speaker in class today, I bet you can't guess what his profession is...
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B.T.M.
Joined: Feb 2004
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Re: Are we there yet?
and you know what jarshy, i'm willing to take a hit in posts to have a social life.. lastnite was fun as fvck, 3 of us killin streets on fidddy's... including-run from security guards-crashes-highsiding in wet grass-graffiti-wheelies for miles down MAIN roads-found a dirt fiddy track-*****-sparks
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Re: Are we there yet?
Originally Posted by scott3824
No you wont ...
plus nags did it with good form ... he never just post whored to ***** ..... he's got post skills
plus nags did it with good form ... he never just post whored to ***** ..... he's got post skills
B.T.M.
Joined: Feb 2004
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Re: Are we there yet?
but he still has to wait 60 seconds like everyone else... that ruffryder99 guy is pissin me off... he asked what gear to do no handers in.. and i made fun of him for bein a ruff ryder.. now he's tryin to act gangster
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Re: Are we there yet?
Originally Posted by scott3824
yes he destroys that forum ... plus posting the chic nudies - he gets many posts there too
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
but he still has to wait 60 seconds like everyone else...
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Re: Are we there yet?
Originally Posted by crtchrktrcr
.. he asked what gear to do no handers in.. and i made fun of him for bein a ruff ryder.. now he's tryin to act gangster
the faster you go the easier they are
