What I learned during my trip to California
04-25-2004, 11:07 PM
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What I learned during my trip to California
#1. It is possible for a small baby to cry for 4.5 hours straight.
#2. Airline bagels are somewhere between mattress stuffing and semifrozen raw dough.
#3. The DoubleTree is ridiculously overpriced.
#4. The horror of the 45 year old woman stripping down to her flesh colored granny panties and getting in the hottub with me and my friends... is only overshadowed by the terror I felt, sitting helplessly in elevator muttering to myself "closeclosecloseclosepleaseclose" as she chased me through the lobby. All I could think was "Terminator 2" and I expected the door to be pulled open any second.... fortunately I made it to my room alone, and wept.
#5. LA is light years ahead of Detroit in transportation, as signs of experimental flying cars are all around. I saw more wings on the roads of LA, than I saw in the airport. Silly Ricers.
#6. In n' Out burgers are really, REALLY good.
#7. Hector... from The Fast and the Furious... rolls around in an H2 Hummer limo, and he dresses the same as in the movie. (he showed up at a club in Hollywood that we were at)
#8. Dennis Rodman liked my Tigers hat, and shook my hand. Which I thought was cool. Until I thought "That might be the skankiest man alive, and he just touched me" and I went to the bathroom and scrubbed for many minutes straight.
#9. Lane splitting is both cool, and frightening, to those of us who aren't used to it.
#10. LAX Airport is a shithole.
#11. Mall sushi gives you the craps.
#12. Every chick in LA has a nice booty.
#13. San Diego is the place to be. Ocean Beach... here I come!
#14. New Yorkers really do drive like f*ckin' maniacs. I'll never sit in the passenger seat with a NYer driving again. Sleepy Dave... I'm talkin' to you bud.
#15. I now know a kid from Staten Island named Billy Daddio. No joke.
#2. Airline bagels are somewhere between mattress stuffing and semifrozen raw dough.
#3. The DoubleTree is ridiculously overpriced.
#4. The horror of the 45 year old woman stripping down to her flesh colored granny panties and getting in the hottub with me and my friends... is only overshadowed by the terror I felt, sitting helplessly in elevator muttering to myself "closeclosecloseclosepleaseclose" as she chased me through the lobby. All I could think was "Terminator 2" and I expected the door to be pulled open any second.... fortunately I made it to my room alone, and wept.
#5. LA is light years ahead of Detroit in transportation, as signs of experimental flying cars are all around. I saw more wings on the roads of LA, than I saw in the airport. Silly Ricers.
#6. In n' Out burgers are really, REALLY good.
#7. Hector... from The Fast and the Furious... rolls around in an H2 Hummer limo, and he dresses the same as in the movie. (he showed up at a club in Hollywood that we were at)
#8. Dennis Rodman liked my Tigers hat, and shook my hand. Which I thought was cool. Until I thought "That might be the skankiest man alive, and he just touched me" and I went to the bathroom and scrubbed for many minutes straight.
#9. Lane splitting is both cool, and frightening, to those of us who aren't used to it.
#10. LAX Airport is a shithole.
#11. Mall sushi gives you the craps.
#12. Every chick in LA has a nice booty.
#13. San Diego is the place to be. Ocean Beach... here I come!
#14. New Yorkers really do drive like f*ckin' maniacs. I'll never sit in the passenger seat with a NYer driving again. Sleepy Dave... I'm talkin' to you bud.
#15. I now know a kid from Staten Island named Billy Daddio. No joke.
04-25-2004, 11:13 PM
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Re: What I learned during my trip to California
I hate California what a waste of coastline. San Diego is the only part I don't want to fall into the ocean. Nothing but traffic in that state, especially LA. God I hate LA
04-25-2004, 11:58 PM
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Re: What I learned during my trip to California
[QUOTE=DetroitStyle]#12. Every chick in LA has a nice booty.
#13. San Diego is the place to be. Ocean Beach... here I come!
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those are the reasons i wanna move there
#13. San Diego is the place to be. Ocean Beach... here I come!
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those are the reasons i wanna move there
04-26-2004, 12:56 PM
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Re: What I learned during my trip to California
Ocean Beach is the ****. I stayed there for a while a few summers ago. Is the mexican place still right by the pier? Carnia Sadas(sp? I aint Mexican 
) ****ing rocked there.
It was funny when I was there. You would walk down the street and every car has a club on it. When my buddy moved back here to Michigan he didn't know what to do with all 3 of his clubs. Ended up throwing them away.
) ****ing rocked there. It was funny when I was there. You would walk down the street and every car has a club on it. When my buddy moved back here to Michigan he didn't know what to do with all 3 of his clubs. Ended up throwing them away.
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