i'm gonna crash tomorrow

 

You guys missed a hell of a bash last night,My girl and her friend passed out in my bed kind of early so we moved the party next door.....well I come back over to my house to check on the girls and my deadbolt is locked....So i pounded on the door a couple times and nobody anwsered it.....So I kicked the door in and there's this dude standing there(Some guy destiny invited) and I punched him in the face a couple times,he fell down and I punched him in the back of the head a couple more times and kicked him in the stomach...Then I ran into the bedroom to make sure the girls were ok and they were,Then I came back out with this guys blood splattered all over me and tried to appologize to poor chris for beating the **** out him and he thought I was going to hit him again so he took off out the door and the first step he stepped on broke and he cut his hand open....I woke up and my hand and foot are all ****ed up and I have a hang over....Lions won! Woot! Great party over all but definitly a bad night for chris.

 

wow sounds like i should be glad i didn't show up sound slike i might have gotten into trouble lol but hey joe give me a call sometime i live right around the corner from u!! 810 210 8537

 

New nickname: Joe Psycho!

 

 

dayum now thats a party LMAO

 

what???? so you hit this dude that turned out to be a friend? oh man. what was he doing with the door locked?

 

Good question nick? I dont know why he locked the door,but what I do know is the bedroom door where the girls were was closed when I left and after I kicked the door in and kicked that dudes ***,when I went to check on them the door was wide open.....He was in there when I first started pounding on the door.....And he walked out of the bedroom twards the front door as the pounding got louder,When that door caved in nick...that dude was standing right there with this look on his face that said GUILTY! of what I have no idea? So I beat the **** out of him......I was thinkin about it dude and I should have beat him even worse and drug him out on the street and left him....cause why the fukk would go lock yourself in somone elses house....not just lock....deadbolt....and then when somone knocks on the door you dont anwser it? He was up to somthin dude I just dont know what....but he paid for what he was up too thats for sure.

 

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! BANG! BANG!

Me and Chris: OH ****! What do we do!?
The Girls: GO! He's CRAZY!
Chris: I'll just go let him in, and pretend like nothing's up.
Me: Good luck, I'm going out the window!
Chris: That's stupid, I'm sure he'll be cool about it.
Me: I'm outta here.... gimme my video camera!
Chris: Hang on Joe, I'm coming... OOF! Ouch! OW! My face, My nose! My hand!

What a night!