JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
02-04-2004, 01:21 PM
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JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
Cheezedawg: Hi
Cheezedawg: What's up, cutie?
lovedove1981: Nothin
Cheezedawg: How about you and me gettin' it on?
lovedove1981: I dun think so
Cheezedawg: Hows come?
lovedove1981: cause I dun know u
Cheezedawg: what difference does that make?
lovedove1981: I dun mess around with ppl I dun know
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze
Cheezedawg: I'm 26 and have long blonde hair
Cheezedawg: I enjoy mountain biking and drinking Jack Daniels
lovedove1981: quite a combo lol
Cheezedawg: You don't like Jack Daniels?
lovedove1981: Not too much
Cheezedawg: Then what good are you?
Cheezedawg: Probably lousy in the sack too
lovedove1981: Get ****ed
Cheezedawg: Ok! What time? Now?
lovedove1981: Not with me *******
lovedove1981: Go **** yourself
Cheezedawg: Why are you being so mean to me?
lovedove1981: U started it!
Cheezedawg: No I didn't!
lovedove1981: u said I was bad in bed!
Cheezedawg: Well..are you?
lovedove1981: **** off
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: your so stupid
cheezedawg: Yes
lovedove1981: No
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: what do you wanna talk about?
lovedove1981: ???
lovedove1981: Nthing with u
Cheezedawg: Anything? Ok, how about we talk about your ability to suck dicks.
lovedove1981: NO ****HEAD! NOTHING! NOT ANYTHING!
Cheezedawg: But I love you.
lovedove1981: Whatever
Cheezedawg: I mean it..
Cheezedawg: I really do.
lovedove1981: Leave me alone!
Cheezedawg: This is the thanks I get?
lovedove1981: For what? Being a jerk?
Cheezedawg: No. For trying to make friends.
lovedove1981: U got a lot to learn
Cheezedawg: About what?
lovedove1981: Everything!
Cheezedawg: I'm so stupid. I can never talk to girls.
lovedove1981: well try being more polite for starters
Cheezedawg: Oh yeah? What do you mean?
lovedove1981: Don't talk about sex
Cheezedawg: People don't like sex?
lovedove1981: yea but get to know them first.
lovedove1981: Then talk about it if both are comfortable with it.
Cheezedawg: Ok. So I should ask them their name first?
lovedove1981: That would help.
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: lets practice.
lovedove1981: no
Cheezedawg: Why?
lovedove1981: Try it on someone else.
Cheezedawg: Whats wrong? I just want some help.
Cheezedawg: come on.
Cheezedawg: Pleeeease?
Cheezedawg: Plese just let me try to be nice. I'm sorry.
lovedove1981: fine.
Cheezedawg: ok. Thank you!
Cheezedawg: I'll start.
Cheezedawg: Hi I am Cheeze! Whats your name?
lovedove1981: Linda.
Cheezedawg: I am very pleased to meet you, Linda!!
lovedove1981: You too
Cheezedawg: Do you think that I am polite?
lovedove1981: So far so good
Cheezedawg: Thank you!
Cheezedawg: Now that we've met...
Cheezedawg: can I put my **** in your ***-dumpster?
lovedove1981: **** u
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: What's the matter?
lovedove1981: You don't get it, nevermind.
Cheezedawg: I did what you told me to do!
lovedove1981: I said don't talk about sex!
Cheezedawg: You said get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: I learned your name.
lovedove1981: You have to learn more than that!
Cheezedawg: What else?
lovedove1981: Things
Cheezedawg: What things?
Cheezedawg: What else should I do?
lovedove1981: Look, just leave me alone. I have to go talk to someone
Cheezedawg: But I don't want you to go
lovedove1981: Sorry
Cheezedawg: Please stay and help me.
lovedove1981: I can't
Cheezedawg: Can't? ...or won't?
lovedove1981: Both
Cheezedawg: You're so mean. I just want to learn to talk to girls.
Cheezedawg: Im sorry. Will you please help me. I really mean it
lovedove1981: I don't have time to goof off like this I am working
Cheezedawg: this is the reason that I am so depressed all the time
Cheezedawg: i just want to learn to talk to girls
lovedove1981: well youll just scare them away
lovedove1981: no girl will go for that kind of talk
Cheezedawg: Some girls do
Cheezedawg: they like it
lovedove1981: Well go talk to them then. leave me alone
Cheezedawg: Please will you just try once more?
Cheezedawg: let's start over, just one more time.
Cheezedawg: I promise I can do better
Cheezedawg: Please Linda? Don't give up on me like this
Cheezedawg: Here. I'm going to start again
Cheezedawg: Hi there, I know you don't know me
Cheezedawg: but I saw your profile on IM and wondered of you'd like to chat with me.
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze, and I am 26.
Cheezedawg: I am from Maryland, and there is a photo on my profile if you'd like to see what I look like.
lovedove1981: that was a little better but you sound old now
Cheezedawg: I understand that you might be busy
Cheezedawg: but I think you're very attractive and would love to chat with you some time.
Cheezedawg: How am I doing?
lovedove1981: good. see, you can be polite if you really try
Cheezedawg: I think I understand now.
Cheezedawg: Assuming that girls will instantly talk to me about sex will get me nowhere.
lovedove1981: thats what i was saying
Cheezedawg: I have to get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: And even then, not all women are going to appriciate that kind of language.
lovedove1981: that's right. i am impressed
Cheezedawg: Thank you. I'm sorry about before.
Cheezedawg: I hope i didn't offend you with any of that vulgar language.
lovedove1981: no. i'm a big girl. I can take it.
lovedove1981: am i talking to the same person?
Cheezedawg: Hey, i know this is kind of forward of me, and that I really don't know you all that well yet..
Cheezedawg: But I really do think you're cute
Cheezedawg: and since we're both in Maryland, and not too far from eachother
Cheezedawg: Do you think you would like to go out sometime?
lovedove1981: hmm I don't think so
Cheezedawg: I understand. It's ok.
lovedove1981: I dont even know your real name
Cheezedawg: Oh, I'm sorry. I should have told you before. It's John.
lovedove1981: hi John
lovedove1981: do you go to salisbury too?
Cheezedawg: Do you mean am I a student there? No.
Cheezedawg: But I do use the library sometimes. It's very nice.
Cheezedawg: I guess it just takes me a little while to get comfortable with someone.
lovedove1981: lol I'll say. you come off as a freak
Cheezedawg: How about this?
Cheezedawg: Maybe we can meet at the library sometime and get some lunch together?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry for making such a terrible impression on you at first.
lovedove1981: probably not I have class 8:40 to 5
Cheezedawg: wow, that's a pretty long day.
Cheezedawg: Do you get a break in there at all?
lovedove1981: 12 to 1 i do but I am usually studying
Cheezedawg: How about if I meet you this Wednesday?
lovedove1981: i never ever meet people from the internet
lovedove1981: too many freaks
Cheezedawg: That's cool. I understand. I just figured since we both go to the same school and all.
Cheezedawg: It's not so weird when you think of it that way. We're practically neighbors.
Cheezedawg: Maybe I'll see you at the library sometime.
Cheezedawg: That would be a lot less strange for the both of us.
lovedove1981: well if I ever see you don't come up and start talkign to me about sucking **** ok?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry. I am a total idiot for talking to you that way.
Cheezedawg: I was really just goofing around
Cheezedawg: I didn't mean any of that. I guess i just have a sick sense of humor, that's all
lovedove1981: yeah you do
lovedove1981: that might be cute if i knew you but saying that to strangers is weird John
Cheezedawg: I know. I'm so bad at talking to girls.
Cheezedawg: I always have been.
Cheezedawg: I guess I'm just shy
Cheezedawg: well maybe i'll see you around school.
lovedove1981: maybe
Cheezedawg: It was nice to meet you.
lovedove1981: you too
Cheezedawg: ok, bye.
lovedove1981: hey
Cheezedawg: Yeah?
lovedove1981: i usually hang out in the Quad on my break
Cheezedawg: well maybe I'll see you there some time then
lovedove1981: maybe
lovedove1981:
Cheezedawg: I'll bring a hatchet with me and bury it in the back of your skull.
lovedove1981: WHAT!!
Cheezedawg: Yeah, then I'll gonna lick your blood off of it and wipe my tounge on your shirt!
Cheezedawg: Then I'll rape the wound it left!
Cheezedawg: and *** on your ****ing brain!
lovedove1981: **** you
lovedove1981: Leave me alone or I'll call the cops
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: No, wait!
Cheezedawg: That doesn't turn you on?
lovedove1981: NO!!!
Cheezedawg: Girls don't like that either?
lovedove1981: NOOOOO!!!!
Cheezedawg: But I didn't even say anything about sex that time.
Cheezedawg: I was talking about my **** squeezing in between your brain lobes...
lovedove1981: SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Cheezedawg: Your eyeball poking in and out from the backforce....
Cheezedawg: My hot love juice squirting on your medula oblongada...
lovedove1981: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Cheezedawg: I wanna **** your brain!
Cheezedawg: So do you still want to have lunch with me?
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I'm sorry. I always screw things up.
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I am such an idiot.
Cheezedawg: Ok. No sex, and no killing. DAMMIT.
Cheezedawg: I'll just meet you on Wednesday anyway.
Cheezedawg: We'll talk more then.
lovedove1981: <User Has Logged Out>
Cheezedawg: hello?
Cheezedawg: What's up, cutie?
lovedove1981: Nothin
Cheezedawg: How about you and me gettin' it on?
lovedove1981: I dun think so
Cheezedawg: Hows come?
lovedove1981: cause I dun know u
Cheezedawg: what difference does that make?
lovedove1981: I dun mess around with ppl I dun know
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze
Cheezedawg: I'm 26 and have long blonde hair
Cheezedawg: I enjoy mountain biking and drinking Jack Daniels
lovedove1981: quite a combo lol
Cheezedawg: You don't like Jack Daniels?
lovedove1981: Not too much
Cheezedawg: Then what good are you?
Cheezedawg: Probably lousy in the sack too
lovedove1981: Get ****ed
Cheezedawg: Ok! What time? Now?
lovedove1981: Not with me *******
lovedove1981: Go **** yourself
Cheezedawg: Why are you being so mean to me?
lovedove1981: U started it!
Cheezedawg: No I didn't!
lovedove1981: u said I was bad in bed!
Cheezedawg: Well..are you?
lovedove1981: **** off
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: Yes
Cheezedawg: No
lovedove1981: your so stupid
cheezedawg: Yes
lovedove1981: No
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: what do you wanna talk about?
lovedove1981: ???
lovedove1981: Nthing with u
Cheezedawg: Anything? Ok, how about we talk about your ability to suck dicks.
lovedove1981: NO ****HEAD! NOTHING! NOT ANYTHING!
Cheezedawg: But I love you.
lovedove1981: Whatever
Cheezedawg: I mean it..
Cheezedawg: I really do.
lovedove1981: Leave me alone!
Cheezedawg: This is the thanks I get?
lovedove1981: For what? Being a jerk?
Cheezedawg: No. For trying to make friends.
lovedove1981: U got a lot to learn
Cheezedawg: About what?
lovedove1981: Everything!
Cheezedawg: I'm so stupid. I can never talk to girls.
lovedove1981: well try being more polite for starters
Cheezedawg: Oh yeah? What do you mean?
lovedove1981: Don't talk about sex
Cheezedawg: People don't like sex?
lovedove1981: yea but get to know them first.
lovedove1981: Then talk about it if both are comfortable with it.
Cheezedawg: Ok. So I should ask them their name first?
lovedove1981: That would help.
Cheezedawg: Ok
Cheezedawg: lets practice.
lovedove1981: no
Cheezedawg: Why?
lovedove1981: Try it on someone else.
Cheezedawg: Whats wrong? I just want some help.
Cheezedawg: come on.
Cheezedawg: Pleeeease?
Cheezedawg: Plese just let me try to be nice. I'm sorry.
lovedove1981: fine.
Cheezedawg: ok. Thank you!
Cheezedawg: I'll start.
Cheezedawg: Hi I am Cheeze! Whats your name?
lovedove1981: Linda.
Cheezedawg: I am very pleased to meet you, Linda!!
lovedove1981: You too
Cheezedawg: Do you think that I am polite?
lovedove1981: So far so good
Cheezedawg: Thank you!
Cheezedawg: Now that we've met...
Cheezedawg: can I put my **** in your ***-dumpster?
lovedove1981: **** u
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: What's the matter?
lovedove1981: You don't get it, nevermind.
Cheezedawg: I did what you told me to do!
lovedove1981: I said don't talk about sex!
Cheezedawg: You said get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: I learned your name.
lovedove1981: You have to learn more than that!
Cheezedawg: What else?
lovedove1981: Things
Cheezedawg: What things?
Cheezedawg: What else should I do?
lovedove1981: Look, just leave me alone. I have to go talk to someone
Cheezedawg: But I don't want you to go
lovedove1981: Sorry
Cheezedawg: Please stay and help me.
lovedove1981: I can't
Cheezedawg: Can't? ...or won't?
lovedove1981: Both
Cheezedawg: You're so mean. I just want to learn to talk to girls.
Cheezedawg: Im sorry. Will you please help me. I really mean it
lovedove1981: I don't have time to goof off like this I am working
Cheezedawg: this is the reason that I am so depressed all the time
Cheezedawg: i just want to learn to talk to girls
lovedove1981: well youll just scare them away
lovedove1981: no girl will go for that kind of talk
Cheezedawg: Some girls do
Cheezedawg: they like it
lovedove1981: Well go talk to them then. leave me alone
Cheezedawg: Please will you just try once more?
Cheezedawg: let's start over, just one more time.
Cheezedawg: I promise I can do better
Cheezedawg: Please Linda? Don't give up on me like this
Cheezedawg: Here. I'm going to start again
Cheezedawg: Hi there, I know you don't know me
Cheezedawg: but I saw your profile on IM and wondered of you'd like to chat with me.
Cheezedawg: My name is Cheeze, and I am 26.
Cheezedawg: I am from Maryland, and there is a photo on my profile if you'd like to see what I look like.
lovedove1981: that was a little better but you sound old now
Cheezedawg: I understand that you might be busy
Cheezedawg: but I think you're very attractive and would love to chat with you some time.
Cheezedawg: How am I doing?
lovedove1981: good. see, you can be polite if you really try
Cheezedawg: I think I understand now.
Cheezedawg: Assuming that girls will instantly talk to me about sex will get me nowhere.
lovedove1981: thats what i was saying
Cheezedawg: I have to get to know them first.
Cheezedawg: And even then, not all women are going to appriciate that kind of language.
lovedove1981: that's right. i am impressed
Cheezedawg: Thank you. I'm sorry about before.
Cheezedawg: I hope i didn't offend you with any of that vulgar language.
lovedove1981: no. i'm a big girl. I can take it.
lovedove1981: am i talking to the same person?
Cheezedawg: Hey, i know this is kind of forward of me, and that I really don't know you all that well yet..
Cheezedawg: But I really do think you're cute
Cheezedawg: and since we're both in Maryland, and not too far from eachother
Cheezedawg: Do you think you would like to go out sometime?
lovedove1981: hmm I don't think so
Cheezedawg: I understand. It's ok.
lovedove1981: I dont even know your real name
Cheezedawg: Oh, I'm sorry. I should have told you before. It's John.
lovedove1981: hi John
lovedove1981: do you go to salisbury too?
Cheezedawg: Do you mean am I a student there? No.
Cheezedawg: But I do use the library sometimes. It's very nice.
Cheezedawg: I guess it just takes me a little while to get comfortable with someone.
lovedove1981: lol I'll say. you come off as a freak
Cheezedawg: How about this?
Cheezedawg: Maybe we can meet at the library sometime and get some lunch together?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry for making such a terrible impression on you at first.
lovedove1981: probably not I have class 8:40 to 5
Cheezedawg: wow, that's a pretty long day.
Cheezedawg: Do you get a break in there at all?
lovedove1981: 12 to 1 i do but I am usually studying
Cheezedawg: How about if I meet you this Wednesday?
lovedove1981: i never ever meet people from the internet
lovedove1981: too many freaks
Cheezedawg: That's cool. I understand. I just figured since we both go to the same school and all.
Cheezedawg: It's not so weird when you think of it that way. We're practically neighbors.
Cheezedawg: Maybe I'll see you at the library sometime.
Cheezedawg: That would be a lot less strange for the both of us.
lovedove1981: well if I ever see you don't come up and start talkign to me about sucking **** ok?
Cheezedawg: I'm really sorry. I am a total idiot for talking to you that way.
Cheezedawg: I was really just goofing around
Cheezedawg: I didn't mean any of that. I guess i just have a sick sense of humor, that's all
lovedove1981: yeah you do
lovedove1981: that might be cute if i knew you but saying that to strangers is weird John
Cheezedawg: I know. I'm so bad at talking to girls.
Cheezedawg: I always have been.
Cheezedawg: I guess I'm just shy
Cheezedawg: well maybe i'll see you around school.
lovedove1981: maybe
Cheezedawg: It was nice to meet you.
lovedove1981: you too
Cheezedawg: ok, bye.
lovedove1981: hey
Cheezedawg: Yeah?
lovedove1981: i usually hang out in the Quad on my break
Cheezedawg: well maybe I'll see you there some time then
lovedove1981: maybe
lovedove1981:
Cheezedawg: I'll bring a hatchet with me and bury it in the back of your skull.
lovedove1981: WHAT!!
Cheezedawg: Yeah, then I'll gonna lick your blood off of it and wipe my tounge on your shirt!
Cheezedawg: Then I'll rape the wound it left!
Cheezedawg: and *** on your ****ing brain!
lovedove1981: **** you
lovedove1981: Leave me alone or I'll call the cops
Cheezedawg: What?
Cheezedawg: No, wait!
Cheezedawg: That doesn't turn you on?
lovedove1981: NO!!!
Cheezedawg: Girls don't like that either?
lovedove1981: NOOOOO!!!!
Cheezedawg: But I didn't even say anything about sex that time.
Cheezedawg: I was talking about my **** squeezing in between your brain lobes...
lovedove1981: SHUT THE **** UP!!!
Cheezedawg: Your eyeball poking in and out from the backforce....
Cheezedawg: My hot love juice squirting on your medula oblongada...
lovedove1981: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Cheezedawg: I wanna **** your brain!
Cheezedawg: So do you still want to have lunch with me?
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I'm sorry. I always screw things up.
Cheezedawg: Dammit. I am such an idiot.
Cheezedawg: Ok. No sex, and no killing. DAMMIT.
Cheezedawg: I'll just meet you on Wednesday anyway.
Cheezedawg: We'll talk more then.
lovedove1981: <User Has Logged Out>
Cheezedawg: hello?
02-08-2004, 07:59 PM
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Re: JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
Originally Posted by SHAWNDUNN00
That was the best, and i mean the BEST **** i have heard in a long time! Thank you very much!!
11-30-2004, 07:43 AM
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Re: JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
Originally Posted by NICK HILL
bump....
i gots one for yah nick!
this was a wonderful lil conversation i had in wwhich i think the person on the other end just didnt get my point!
dumbbikewhore (10:58:25 PM): what r u talking about
sclevela (10:58:37 PM): that depends
dumbbikewhore (10:58:43 PM): why r u being an ***
sclevela (10:58:50 PM): that also depends
dumbbikewhore (10:59:00 PM): on sl
sclevela (10:59:09 PM): that too depends
sclevela (11:00:04 PM): all of those questions
depend on one key fact
dumbbikewhore (11:00:27 PM): whats that
sclevela (11:00:42 PM): who the *** are u and
what the *** are u talking about
dumbbikewhore (11:00:47 PM): brandy
dumbbikewhore (11:00:56 PM): sry shoulda said that from
the beginning
sclevela (11:00:57 PM):
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh..........the bike *****
dumbbikewhore (11:01:00 PM): NOOOO
dumbbikewhore (11:01:06 PM): i'm not a ****ing bike
*****
sclevela (11:01:15 PM): syays who?
dumbbikewhore (11:01:18 PM): ME
dumbbikewhore (11:01:31 PM): i would never ****ing suck
dick for a ride.
dumbbikewhore (11:01:37 PM): thats degrating
sclevela (11:02:21 PM): well u should really
have more witness than u.......i mean seriuous what
jury in america would take just yer
word............christ even oj simpson was smart
enough to get other people to draw attention away from
his own stupidity
sclevela (11:02:40 PM): but would u suk a dik
after a ride?
dumbbikewhore (11:02:51 PM): i ****ing said no
dumbbikewhore (11:02:53 PM): dumbasss
dumbbikewhore (11:02:56 PM): get a ****ing clue
sclevela (11:03:06 PM): well then ud never get
on my bike
sclevela (11:03:16 PM): christ ur not even good
at being a bike *****
sclevela (11:03:23 PM): u should pic a new
career
dumbbikewhore (11:03:59 PM): i'm not a bw.
dumbbikewhore (11:04:00 PM): ****er.
dumbbikewhore (11:04:08 PM): i wouldnt want to get on
ur bike either
dumbbikewhore (11:04:10 PM): ****ing idiot
dumbbikewhore (11:04:28 PM): i'm not on there asking
anyone for rides at all so your info is way off.
sclevela (11:04:58 PM): i dont even have a bike
anymore..................so lemme get this straight
yer a bike ***** and ur either illiterate or to dumb
to read the entire profile u got my im name from?
sclevela (11:05:47 PM): thats to bad
sclevela (11:05:51 PM): i saw yer pics
dumbbikewhore (11:05:54 PM): good for u
dumbbikewhore (11:06:01 PM): your obviously a dumb
****.
sclevela (11:06:03 PM): ur a chucky chik
sclevela (11:06:10 PM): more cushin for the
pushin
dumbbikewhore (11:06:12 PM): you dont know **** and
your just talking **** to be an *** hole
sclevela (11:06:22 PM): ok
dumbbikewhore (11:06:32 PM): stop talking **** about me
cuz you dont even know me
sclevela (11:06:35 PM): want a twinkie?
sclevela (11:06:52 PM): or a a cream filled
biker ****?
sclevela (11:06:58 PM): :-D
dumbbikewhore (11:07:02 PM): maybe that's what u want
dumbbikewhore (11:07:05 PM): ******.
sclevela (11:07:11 PM): lmao
dumbbikewhore (11:07:14 PM): **** off and get a ****ing
life.
sclevela (11:07:15 PM): does it hurt
dumbbikewhore (11:07:18 PM): get outa mine
sclevela (11:07:22 PM): i mean physically
sclevela (11:07:54 PM): do they have an atkins
diet to get rid of bikewhores?
dumbbikewhore (11:08:03 PM): too bad i'm not a bike
*****
dumbbikewhore (11:08:05 PM): so **** off
sclevela (11:08:19 PM): can yer daddy beat up my
daddy?
sclevela (11:08:24 PM): is that whats next?
dumbbikewhore (11:09:43 PM): uh. no
dumbbikewhore (11:09:56 PM): stop talking to me and
about me
dumbbikewhore (11:09:58 PM): your a ****ing loswer
dumbbikewhore (11:10:01 PM): loser
sclevela (11:10:07 PM): were u a truckerwhore
before u were a bike *****?
dumbbikewhore (11:11:04 PM): **** OFF *** HOLE
dumbbikewhore (11:11:09 PM): YOUR JUST A LAME ***
sclevela (11:11:10 PM): i mean with a mouth like
that..........u musta learned somewhere
............christ do u spew biker *** out like u do
the f-bomb?
dumbbikewhore (11:11:16 PM): get a ****ing life
sclevela (11:11:46 PM): i have a
life............whereas u obviously only have a wet
cat
dumbbikewhore (11:12:01 PM): this is ****ing hilaious
dumbbikewhore (11:12:19 PM): keep talking ****... your
just proving how immiture u r
sclevela (11:12:23 PM): i have found a solution
for yer problems
sclevela (11:12:26 PM): im being serious
sclevela (11:12:44 PM): im not being immature at
all
sclevela (11:12:48 PM): im trying to help u
dumbbikewhore (11:13:05 PM): no your callin me
something i'm not
sclevela (11:13:08 PM): i know how u can get
people to stop callin u a bike *****
dumbbikewhore (11:13:08 PM): what the ****
sclevela (11:13:17 PM): seriously
dumbbikewhore (11:13:21 PM): ?
sclevela (11:13:22 PM): im not kidding
sclevela (11:13:30 PM): now do u want my help
dumbbikewhore (11:13:35 PM): why not
sclevela (11:13:41 PM): well ask me nicely
dumbbikewhore (11:13:46 PM): how?
sclevela (11:13:47 PM): stop being a bitch
dumbbikewhore (11:13:57 PM): i'm bein a bitch cuz your
callin me a bw and ****
sclevela (11:13:57 PM): and be nice to me for
once
dumbbikewhore (11:14:09 PM): how am i supposed to be
nice to someone who's gonna say that to me
sclevela (11:14:37 PM): well im tryin to tell u
how not to be called a bw anymore...........itll make
everyone on stuntlife and in dsr say only good things
about u
sclevela (11:14:41 PM): they are good people
sclevela (11:14:48 PM): and i guarantee it will
work
dumbbikewhore (11:14:52 PM): yeah they've proved it
sclevela (11:14:53 PM): u will be golden
dumbbikewhore (11:14:56 PM): how?
sclevela (11:15:00 PM): ask nicely
dumbbikewhore (11:15:14 PM): how? nicely...
sclevela (11:15:40 PM): ask me "could u please
tell me how to not be considered a bw anymore and have
people only speak nicely of me on the board?"
dumbbikewhore (11:15:55 PM): could u please tell me how
to not be considered a bw anymore and have people only
speak nicely of me on the board?
sclevela (11:16:24 PM): jesus at least take the
effort to retype it in yer own font and not just copy
and paste
dumbbikewhore (11:16:33 PM): sry
sclevela (11:16:36 PM): im tryin to be helpful
but u gotta work with me
dumbbikewhore (11:16:42 PM): i am.
sclevela (11:16:45 PM): and put some effort in
on yer side
sclevela (11:16:49 PM): so say it
sclevela (11:16:53 PM): type what i said
sclevela (11:16:57 PM): no copy and paste!
dumbbikewhore (11:17:21 PM): could u please tell me how
to not be considered a bw anymore and have people only
speak nicely of me on the board?
sclevela (11:18:39 PM): kill yerslef
sclevela (11:18:42 PM): seriously
dumbbikewhore (11:18:51 PM): ur an *** hole
sclevela (11:19:04 PM): noone.......even the
most evil people would speak badly of someone when
they are dead
sclevela (11:19:09 PM): i mean seriously
dumbbikewhore (11:19:13 PM): **** off
dumbbikewhore (11:19:16 PM): i dont need this
dumbbikewhore (11:19:19 PM): good bye
sclevela (11:19:27 PM): especially if u killed
yerself cuz they pointed out u were a bikewhore
dumbbikewhore (11:19:34 PM): good bye
sclevela (11:19:35 PM): wtf
sclevela (11:19:48 PM): i try to be helpful and
thi is the thanks i get
dumbbikewhore (11:19:57 PM): yeah tell me to kill
myself.
dumbbikewhore (11:19:58 PM): w/e
sclevela (11:20:03 PM): see
dumbbikewhore (11:20:03 PM): like i said i dont need
this ****
sclevela (11:20:11 PM): u thin its a good idea
too
sclevela (11:20:14 PM): u said
sclevela (11:20:16 PM): weeeeeeeeeeee
sclevela (11:20:29 PM): oh wait
sclevela (11:20:36 PM): w/e doesnt mean
weeeeeeeeee
sclevela (11:20:39 PM): does it?
sclevela (11:20:45 PM): hello?
sclevela (11:20:49 PM): are u there
sclevela (11:20:58 PM): did u kill yerself?
dumbbikewhore (11:21:28 PM): i'm done talking to y
dumbbikewhore (11:21:30 PM): you
sclevela (11:21:35 PM): if i get a bike will u
talk to me
sclevela (11:21:53 PM): come on suk my ****
fatty.......ill let u ride my friends bike
dumbbikewhore (11:22:08 PM): i would talk to you even i
fyou didnt have a bike.... like i said i'm not a bike
*****. but whatever
sclevela (11:22:26 PM): so wait
sclevela (11:22:32 PM): if i was nice to u
sclevela (11:22:38 PM): even if i didnt have a
bike
sclevela (11:22:44 PM): u would talk to me?
sclevela (11:23:00 PM): hello?
sclevela (11:23:06 PM): im askin u a question
sclevela (11:23:22 PM): i think the least u
could do is gimme the common courtesy to answer me
sclevela (11:23:41 PM): after i tried to give u
a way for people to talk nicely about u
dumbbikewhore (11:23:44 PM): then give me the common
courtesy to stop calling me a ****ing *****
sclevela (11:24:04 PM): i never called u a
fcking *****
sclevela (11:24:09 PM): i called u a bike *****
sclevela (11:24:18 PM): i never used the f word
dumbbikewhore (11:24:19 PM): i dont care they're all
the same
dumbbikewhore (11:24:24 PM): you called me a *****
dumbbikewhore (11:24:29 PM): and i'm not a *****
sclevela (11:24:40 PM): well that sounds like a
job description conflict to me
sclevela (11:24:52 PM): but anyways
sclevela (11:25:05 PM): so u say ud talk to me
even if i didnt have a bike?
sclevela (11:25:12 PM): as long as i was nice to
u?
dumbbikewhore (11:25:25 PM): as long as u stop calling
me a *****
sclevela (11:25:59 PM): ok so if i was
nice........didnt have a bike........and didnt call u
a ***** ud talk to me
sclevela (11:26:01 PM): ?
dumbbikewhore (11:26:18 PM): maybe
sclevela (11:26:26 PM): well number one
sclevela (11:27:00 PM): u sound
needy..............i mean u ask alot from ur
men.........i gotta be bike less nice and not call u a
*****...........jesus good luck ur gonna be single
forever
sclevela (11:27:06 PM): but beyond that
sclevela (11:27:11 PM): ok ill be nice
sclevela (11:27:16 PM): and not have a bike
sclevela (11:27:22 PM): and not call u a hwore
sclevela (11:27:38 PM): how are u?
sclevela (11:27:47 PM): what do u do for a
living?
dumbbikewhore (11:27:52 PM): go to school
sclevela (11:28:00 PM): do u go to college?
dumbbikewhore (11:28:07 PM): yes
sclevela (11:28:17 PM): u live on campus?
dumbbikewhore (11:28:31 PM): no i still live at home w/
my parents....
sclevela (11:28:42 PM): ah gotcha
sclevela (11:28:50 PM): howd u get interseted in
bikes?
dumbbikewhore (11:29:31 PM): always have been, always
wanted to get one.
sclevela (11:29:37 PM): nice
sclevela (11:29:52 PM): do u know people who
ride?
dumbbikewhore (11:29:58 PM): yes
dumbbikewhore (11:30:15 PM): tried to get to kno more
ppl, but i get called names....
sclevela (11:30:19 PM): oh friends of yers ride
then?
dumbbikewhore (11:30:24 PM): yeah
sclevela (11:30:28 PM): anyone in yer family
ride?
dumbbikewhore (11:30:31 PM): yes
sclevela (11:30:39 PM): really who?
dumbbikewhore (11:30:48 PM): mom n dad...
sclevela (11:30:57 PM): holy christ
sclevela (11:31:05 PM): thats gotta get
confusing
dumbbikewhore (11:31:21 PM): why?
sclevela (11:31:51 PM): well u being a bike
***** and all and ur dad ridin................u must
be really torn on whetehr or not to suk yer dads
coick!
dumbbikewhore (11:32:09 PM): i fukin hate ppl like u
sclevela (11:32:13 PM): what?
sclevela (11:32:18 PM): oh im sorry
sclevela (11:32:21 PM): i promised
dumbbikewhore (11:32:26 PM): whatever
sclevela (11:32:27 PM): no more ***** comments
dumbbikewhore (11:32:31 PM): thats just ****ed up
sclevela (11:32:31 PM): sorry
dumbbikewhore (11:32:36 PM): why are you calling me one
ne ways
sclevela (11:32:42 PM): bike ****
sclevela (11:32:46 PM): heh
sclevela (11:34:14 PM): hello?
sclevela (11:34:17 PM): did u leave me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by slothy
mean people suck
i tried to help her........she refused my good faith
counseling............
dumbbikewhore (11:34:47 PM): hello
sclevela (11:35:00 PM): thanbk u
sclevela (11:35:05 PM): u made my night
dumbbikewhore (11:35:13 PM): how
sclevela (11:35:20 PM): u showed me that women
can be forgiving
dumbbikewhore (11:35:32 PM): seriously tell me why you
were calling me that....
dumbbikewhore (11:35:36 PM): what did i do?
sclevela (11:35:42 PM): well do u have anymore
pics?
sclevela (11:35:48 PM): naked ones?
dumbbikewhore (11:35:51 PM): no
sclevela (11:35:55 PM): why
dumbbikewhore (11:35:58 PM): becasue
sclevela (11:36:05 PM): is it cuz u know i dont
have a bike anymore?
dumbbikewhore (11:36:06 PM): why wont u answer me
sclevela (11:36:23 PM): ans what?
dumbbikewhore (11:36:31 PM): never mind.
dumbbikewhore (11:36:36 PM): i'm done talking to you
sclevela (11:36:52 PM): is iot cuz i dont have a
neon bike like slothy?
dumbbikewhore (11:37:04 PM): i dont care who has what
bike.
sclevela (11:37:20 PM): is it cuz im not a racer
guy like joker
sclevela (11:37:28 PM): u find full leathers
sexy dont u
sclevela (11:37:38 PM): i can get full leathers
..............if u want
sclevela (11:37:44 PM): then ull send me nudie
pics?
sclevela (11:38:00 PM): hello?
dumbbikewhore (11:38:28 PM): why the hell did u post
our convo on sl?
sclevela (11:39:05 PM): cuz it was very telling!
sclevela (11:39:17 PM): and i felt the
stuntworld should be informed
dumbbikewhore (11:39:22 PM): why
sclevela (11:39:25 PM): of the woman in u
dumbbikewhore (11:39:37 PM): ha, you tried to be nice
to me?
dumbbikewhore (11:39:49 PM): what is your problem?
sclevela (11:40:11 PM): cuz i think they should
all know that u have an inner child yearning to get
out...........to get out and show the workld who u
are.
sclevela (11:40:31 PM): a child that
screams...............daddy selel the bike ur
confusing the bike ***** in me!
sclevela (11:40:54 PM): i dont have a problem
sclevela (11:41:01 PM): what are u reffering to
dumbbikewhore (11:41:02 PM): yes you do
dumbbikewhore (11:41:06 PM): calling me a *****
sclevela (11:41:10 PM): i feel im rather well
balanced
dumbbikewhore (11:41:10 PM): **** off
sclevela (11:42:05 PM): do u get that "nervous"
feeling when u see the kids riding the video arcade
motorcycles at the mall?
sclevela (11:42:13 PM): i mean they say thats
where it starts
sclevela (11:42:18 PM): i could help u
sclevela (11:42:34 PM): i took some psychology
classes in high school
sclevela (11:42:38 PM): and college
dumbbikewhore (11:42:51 PM): you kno nothing
sclevela (11:42:54 PM): we could meet back here
tomorrow
dumbbikewhore (11:42:54 PM): good bye
sclevela (11:43:00 PM): and i could counsel u
sclevela (11:43:09 PM): then
sclevela (11:43:19 PM): after weeks and months
of me counseling u
sclevela (11:43:27 PM): u could be semi non
whorish
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12-01-2004, 05:51 PM
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Re: JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
good one scott. what else do you have? maybe we can make a little home for you on our forum.. well give you your own thread to post.. see how long it will go on for.
12-01-2004, 07:03 PM
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Re: JOHNNY CHEESEDOG #6 i think
Originally Posted by NICK HILL
good one scott. what else do you have? maybe we can make a little home for you on our forum.. well give you your own thread to post.. see how long it will go on for.
i used to have some others............i like urs though...........see mine the people know who they are talkin to.........so its not tough to keep them goin........i cant understand who u get these people not to block u after about 3 replies lmfao
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