the retirement plan
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From: Mission Viejo, CA
the retirement plan
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one
year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily
and
recycle. This is a new retirement program, I call it the 401Keg
be
worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the
stock) one
year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent
deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily
and
recycle. This is a new retirement program, I call it the 401Keg
makes sense to me
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