Yo dawg...

I didn't want to put you out like this, but you leave me no choice. I tried dealing with this via PMs and email and phone call, but you're avoiding me. You ******* owe me $349 and it's been 6 months. You said you'd pay me, you gave me a bum check that cost me an $18 fee at my bank. You said you'd PayPal me. You said you'd give me parts. Whatever, just give me ******* SOMETHING!

I've got a business to run and I need to get paid for the merchandise I sell. And don't ask me about returning them, because nobody will buy 17 used dilldoes. What the **** did you need 17 dilldoes for anyway? I normally sell this **** to girls, but I figured maybe you were just experimenting and went off the deep end. It took me 2 months of phone calls to find that 14" Black Monster that you specifically requested and now you stiff me on the payment??? I even hooked you up with a free extension cord for the 9.6volt "extreme rotating" attachment on the Peter North replica.

 

you got half a chuckle, nice try.

 

Full on Laugh from me.

 

bwhahahah....creative

 

nice!

 

thats ******* great man.

 

yeah I remember something about this. he came down to ride one day last year and had one in his backpocket, whipped it out and said check this out........

i was like WTF....give that back to scott...that's where you got it from I remember seeing it shoved in his couch cushions

 

Definatley creative right there, I was like wtf then I continued to read on