Contest this saturday everyone is invited.

Fireball 500.
The first person to score 500 twice wins 50 bucks.

The rules

Refs can make rules as they go. Take away and add points at will. All contestents have to right to beat up the refs. Refs are only allowed to run.


Fly ***** worth 100 points

One bounce worth 75 points

Grounders worth 25 points

Drop any of the above loss points of that attempt.

SO if you have caught 2 pop flys and a grounder you have 225 then you drop a fly ball your back down to 125. First to get 500 wins that game everone starts back to zero. First to win 2 games wins 50 bucks.

We will have at least 3 fire extin and like 5 or 6 wet towels around the playing field. Bring your own mits.

Can anyone see this going really wrong?? I just wanna have fun with this. Maybe we'll just play tackle 500.


Who wants to play in the first Fire Ball 500????

 

Bring it on. You know I'm down for anything. Are there going to be any paramedics there or do we just gotta walk it off. That will be more fun.

 

I'll flim that ****

 

Don't forget! Fire extinguishers have an irretent in them, do not shoot them at each other thinking it will be funny! Other than that, you guys have fun with this one.....I like my hair, and I'de like to keep it on my head.

 

You know where I stand on this GERMAN...you flamer!!

Flip

 

Im playing for sure and if i decide not to im gonna be a ref and i can run fast so no oe is gonna catch me to whip my *** when i deduct there points for bad form

 

I want to be a ref too...and I ain't runnin!! BIA!

Flip

 

like in the deoradent commerical red rover red rover scott and flip call the mad german over then we knock him on his *** lol

 

Hell yeah and deduct 200 pts.

Flip

 

Where are we playing this at im guessing Matts house

 

I think he is finding a spot, but its ON!!!

Flip

 

im down me and a few of my friends are coming if all go's well i will be the drunkest person there im pretty good at doing that then there will have to be a search party put together to go find me cause i sometimes wonder off and fall asleep in the woods or a area with high grass where i cant be found, that has happened many times but o well



flip maybe you could stick on of those elastic things thy stick on little kids to keep them next to you and hook it to your belt for my saftey

 

NOt me...what about a german or a tree....ohhohhhh...or a german tree!! Yeah Pea-Tear Griffin. Peter Griffin

Flip

 

yeah that works too

 

So, your giving Pete a ride and getting drunk?

 

yes yes i am but i always have a sober driver it might be pete

 

Pete's not old enough to drive.

 

Hey MOM...STFU...no one is going to let pete drive drunk!!

Flip

 

**** off flipper! I'm just trying to look out for the kid that for some reason has very trusting parents that let him hang out with people twice his age who want to play baseball with a flaming tennis ball! GOD!!!!


I'm starting to think that maybe flaming street hockey would be a little more safe, plus, you wouldn't have to touch the ball with your hands.

 

OMG get mad why don't ya...did it ever occur to you that maybe we are trying to corrupt the youth before they have a chance to fully understand what is going on?

HOCKEY SUCKS...it has always sucked and will always suck...even with skates on fire.

Flip