Originally Posted by FiSh
You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.




Schwartz

Could you get your equipment from my locker? I can't fit my numbchuks in there anymore.

 

Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.

She didn't tell me anything.

Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.

I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.

Get off my property!

It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.

Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.

Well then do it! Go on!

Maybe I will, GOSH!

 

Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.

Try and hit me, Napoleon.

What?

I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

 

I caught you this delishous bass.

 

So what do you think?

It's pretty cool, I guess.

Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.

You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.

You guys are retarded!

 

R U Drinking 1% cause you think your fat? Cause your not, you could drink whole milk if you wanted to.

 

Do the chickens have large talons?

Do they have what?

Large talons.

I don't understand a word you just said.

 

Your mom goes to collage.

 

Pedro, how do you feel about that one?

It looks nice.

Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.

 

Sweet bike, ever go over any sweet jumps with it?

 

You could build her a cake or something..

 

"I spent like three hours shading the upper lip. "

 

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. "

 

"This is pretty much the worst video ever made. "

"Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. "

 

"At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? "

 

"The defect in this one is bleach. "

 

"How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. "

 

Geeze, did you even read this thread, like half of those were already used, GOD!!!

 

"We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man. "

 

"Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! "