So this dudes at a public swimming pool.
Hes walking down the side of a pool and notices a really hot girl with no legs or arms, but a face a man can die over.

He walks up to her and starts shooting the shi*
He asks her name, where she was from and all sorts of
differant things about her.

After about an hour of talking, she says to him
"U know... ive never been kissed before... Can u kiss me?"
The guy says
"Sure, it'd be my pleasure"
So he kisses her
After a passionate kiss, she says..
"U know... ive never been fuc*ed before.."
So the man looks at her... picks her up..
and throws her in the deep end and says
"Your fuc*ed now!"

 

not really... she's be like a fishin bobber

 

thompson twins shush it..

 

omg! that's horrible!

 

haha it would look like a weeble wobble

 

Niceee

 

I had to forward that one along to a couple people in the office

 

hahahahahahahaha. He caled y'all the thompson twins, now thats some funny ****!

 

 

bananas in pajamas are walking down the street.....LA LA LA LA LA LA

 

wtf??

 

that joke is so old I heard it from my dad