http://www.hurricaneadvisories.com/

 

why did u make basically the same thread twice?

 

Cause everyone reads every single thread in every single forum and I wanted to look like a jackass. Kinda like you.

 

Things Charlie has taught.....

* Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.
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> * No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity.
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> * Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand.
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> * Cats are even more irritating without power.
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> * He who has the biggest generator wins.
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> * Women can actually survive without doing their hair--you just wish they weren't around you.
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> * A new method of non-lethal torture - showers without hot water.
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> * There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.
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> * TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful. One day at a time, brother.
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> * A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14-pound turkey
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> * There are a lot of trees around here.
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> * Flood plan drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong.
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> * Contrary to most Florida natives' beliefs, speed limit on roads without traffic lights does not increase.
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> * Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required.
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> * Just because you're over 21 doesn't mean you can stay out as late as you want. At least that's what the cops told me during a curfew stop.
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> * Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators.
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> * People will get into a line that has already formed without having any idea what the line is for.
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> * When required, a Chrysler 300M will float--doesn't steer well, but floats just the same.
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> * Some things do keep the mailman from his appointed rounds.
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> * Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.
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> * Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged.
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> * 27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out!
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> * Laundry hampers were not made to contain such a volume.
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> * If I had a store that sold only ice, chainsaws, gas, and generators...I'd be rich.
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> * The price of a bag of ice rises 200% after a hurricane.
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> * Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole.
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> * Tree service companies are under appreciated.
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> * I learned what happens when you make fun of another state's blackout.
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> * MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill ?????
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> * Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.
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> * I can walk a lot farther than I thought.
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