So I wake up this morning, and stumble into the kitchen for a quick drink of water and get the coffee going. As soon as I stumble to the fridge, I hear a knock on the door. Not sure who in the hell it was, so I checked the window first. Sitting in my driveway was a black suv whose windows were tinted beyond legal levels. The front plates said "000" and they were government plates.

So about this time I shiat my underpants, which was also the only garment I was wearing. The rest of my clothes were in my room and there was no way I could get to them without being seen. I decided to wait it out (with my loaded up SKS on "standby". Mental note: write thank you note to paranoid self). A few tense moments pass and a guy walks back to the SUV. He looked like a lawyer, and was carring a briefcase. After he gets back in the SUV, they wait a minute, then leave. "What in the hell was that all about??" was going thru my mind a mile a minute.

So how is everyone else's morning going?

 

Stop trading kiddy **** on the internet your sicko....

 

 

Ahh yes, 000...that's Jamal Bond, James' lesser known younger brother...sounds like they mixed you up with Lucky14, the evil mastermind behind stealing the reigns off all the Sandy horsey rides at Meijer...you've dodged a bullet today my friend...

 

HAhahaha....

 

 

Found out who it was....

Damn jehovah's witnesses! Should've just blasted thru the door!

 

Dude...drop the bong...its obviously too early for you to be hitting it...Jehova's don't get Gov't plates

 

Drop ERRRTHANG and go see a doctor

 

 

I agree with that one. I think you belong in a little white jacket with a little white room all to urself.

 

 

Jahovas come prepared these days bro!!

 

Some of them guys came to my parents house before. I was over by the garage listening to some rap music while i was working on my car. One of the guys steps in a big pile of dog ****. That's what they get for coming around our house.

 

The one time I was home when they came by, as soon as they walked next to my lincoln markVIII I hit the "panic" button my keyfob and the alarm went nuts it was great.

They were persistant and stayed and knocked and knocked and I wouldnt' turn off the alarm until they were off my property, it was so funny

 

I had a house out in the country....and they used to bug me all the friggen time...it would always be like three chics and one guy..well one day they were pounding on the door...(they could hear us talking in the house) so I stripped down to my boxers and answered the door just like that. I have never seen anyone turn more shades of red from embarressment than those chics did....they never did come back though....

 

are those the jerkoffs w/ the mountain bikes? If they EVER come to my door they will experience the "ball flapper" at its best.... thanx for the idea Judge

 

these people used to just walk around the neighborhood and bug people...too bad they were so weird..because the chics were hott...

 

I'll just answer the door in my snuffalufagus thong...