Wow. Just Wow.
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Wow. Just Wow.
So I've been talkin' to this chick quite a bit lately, and she wanted to come over tonight. But I want to go ride and practice. She says she wants to watch. But, as you all know, I suck. And I'd rather her not see me sucking it up. So our conversation goes like this
Her: I wanna come watch.
Me: No.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Her: Why would you care about that?
Me: Because.
Her: Please?
Me: No.
Her: I'll let you f*ck me in the ***.
Me: Um. Serious?
Her: Yes.
Me: See you there.
Her: I wanna come watch.
Me: No.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Her: Why would you care about that?
Me: Because.
Her: Please?
Me: No.
Her: I'll let you f*ck me in the ***.
Me: Um. Serious?
Her: Yes.
Me: See you there.
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Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
So I've been talkin' to this chick quite a bit lately, and she wanted to come over tonight. But I want to go ride and practice. She says she wants to watch. But, as you all know, I suck. And I'd rather her not see me sucking it up. So our conversation goes like this
Her: I wanna come watch.
Me: No.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Her: Why would you care about that?
Me: Because.
Her: Please?
Me: No.
Her: I'll let you f*ck me in the ****.
Me: Um. Serious?
Her: Yes.
Me: See you there.
Her: I wanna come watch.
Me: No.
Her: Why not?
Me: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Her: Why would you care about that?
Me: Because.
Her: Please?
Me: No.
Her: I'll let you f*ck me in the ****.
Me: Um. Serious?
Her: Yes.
Me: See you there.
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From: Detroit Rock City
Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Backstory: We have already done the other stuff... just not that. And then she was snooping in my room and found a DVD that peaked some curiousity. She's never done it before.
I'm gonna be the first one to spelunk that cave!
And yeah, Darren... it is QUALITY!
She's also expressing an interest in pictures/video....
:YEAH
I'm gonna be the first one to spelunk that cave!
And yeah, Darren... it is QUALITY!
She's also expressing an interest in pictures/video....
:YEAH
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Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
Backstory: We have already done the other stuff... just not that. And then she was snooping in my room and found a DVD that peaked some curiousity. She's never done it before.
I'm gonna be the first one to spelunk that cave!
And yeah, Darren... it is QUALITY!
She's also expressing an interest in pictures/video....
:YEAH
I'm gonna be the first one to spelunk that cave!
And yeah, Darren... it is QUALITY!
She's also expressing an interest in pictures/video....
:YEAH
M nekkid model? 
:YEAH 
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Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
So I've been talkin' to this chick quite a bit lately, and she wanted to come over tonight. But I want to go ride and practice. She says she wants to watch. But, as you all know, I suck. And I'd rather her not see me sucking it up. So our conversation goes like this
Slothy: I wanna come watch.
Detroitstyle: No.
Slothy: Why not?
Detroitstyle: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Slothy: Why would you care about that?
Detroitstyle: Because.
Slothy: Please?
Detroitstyle: No.
Slothy: I'll let you f*ck me in the ***.
Detroitstyle: Um. Serious?
Slothy: Yes.
Detroitstyle: See you there.
Slothy: I wanna come watch.
Detroitstyle: No.
Slothy: Why not?
Detroitstyle: Because I suck. And I don't want you freaking out if I fall.
Slothy: Why would you care about that?
Detroitstyle: Because.
Slothy: Please?
Detroitstyle: No.
Slothy: I'll let you f*ck me in the ***.
Detroitstyle: Um. Serious?
Slothy: Yes.
Detroitstyle: See you there.
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From: Shelby Twp., MI
Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Ummmm this thread is gay....if this isn't just one of your cute stories then your a tool and anyone who shares these types of details on the internet is a complete ***....any girl who offers up that type of sexual favor just to watch you ride a bike is a desperate loser.
Me: GET A LIFE
Me: GET A LIFE
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From: Shelby Twp., MI
Re: Wow. Just Wow.
[QUOTE=bmacd]this calls for a 
It's not everyday you can drill your gf in the pooper.-=bmacd=-[/QUOTE
Actually it happens every day all over the world. If that's something that's lacking in your sex life and you wish it wasn't then you and DetroitStyle should grab a private room and have a long discussion about it. As for those of us with active satisfing sex lives this is neither big new or any of our concern.
It's not everyday you can drill your gf in the pooper.-=bmacd=-[/QUOTEActually it happens every day all over the world. If that's something that's lacking in your sex life and you wish it wasn't then you and DetroitStyle should grab a private room and have a long discussion about it. As for those of us with active satisfing sex lives this is neither big new or any of our concern.
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Re: Wow. Just Wow.
Originally Posted by KelKel
Ummmm this thread is gay....if this isn't just one of your cute stories then your a tool and anyone who shares these types of details on the internet is a complete ***....any girl who offers up that type of sexual favor just to watch you ride a bike is a desperate loser.
Me: GET A LIFE
Me: GET A LIFE
j/k
