Are we having fun yet???
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Are we having fun yet???
Well the week end is almost here, this might come in handy... 
Drinking and driving
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up
ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw
the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and
slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
Drinking and driving
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up
ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw
the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and
slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
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Re: Are we having fun yet???
Originally Posted by NoShow
Well the week end is almost here, this might come in handy...
Drinking and driving
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up
ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw
the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and
slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
Drinking and driving
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road,
drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up
ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'
these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw
the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and
slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said Earl, "We're on the patch."
hahahah.. Thats a good idea.. Alcohol patch..
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