Mondays Suck!!!!

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes ata sex
party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them
outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when
suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here,
dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth,
Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get
some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes.

When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it ?"

I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and
suck them dry."

The policeman fa

 

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE

 

Wassup

 

looks like the joke was cut off at the end.

-=bmacd=-

 

The policmman farted...

 

Actually fainted but fainted farted same differance...