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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Barton asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My ***** died today and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his ***** hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your ***** back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my ***** died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My ***** died today and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his ***** hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your ***** back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my ***** died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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Originally Posted by ChoCha's Roomie
LOL did you add that in there?
Post ***** info....
https://www.stuntlife.com/forums/74-open-forum/71444-post-whore-my-ass.html
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Originally Posted by ChoCha
That's the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!! Shugga is gonna get the money from you kids so just pay up!!!
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explains she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he say, "Lord have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw us both in jail and I'll lose my license."
The lady then reaches into her purse and produces a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looking at the picture exclaims, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!!"
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explains she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he say, "Lord have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw us both in jail and I'll lose my license."
The lady then reaches into her purse and produces a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looking at the picture exclaims, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!!"
