Originally Posted by JOKER-1000

Well..........I've posted 5 times on this subject and quite interested to have a president that is pro democrat and republican!!! FOCK THE WHOLE CLASSIFICATION B.S. What's in the best interest of the peeps is the only correct answer. STOP sending foreign aid and all the other help we give other countries and go about our own lives. WTF do we have to help everyone for!!!!!! If we can't get gas from somewhere develope something new. We can send peeps to other planets but cannot come up with a simple solution to a fuel problem. Say what you may...........I'm Just about tired of paying taxes more than once on the dolla's I earn. Why the need to take $500+ dollars outta my pay check a week???? Ya I forgot ..............to defend other peoples ****!!! Perfect example ..............Iraq.............all the innocent people there and their living in misery. Why.......NO CLUE!!! We can house thousands of terrorist in Cuba but can't say hey leave your country for now and KAAAAABBOOOOOOOMMMMMM the whole place is gone. Were already going to rebuild it anyhow...........Why not send the solution. Answer -------> BECAUSE WERE ALL RICH!!! I'm sorry if this offended anyone but this is a country of WASTE!!!! Not meaning peeps a waste..............just how we use our $$$$'s.

Just for the few that said they are republican and I really don't care otherwise..........Michigan is a democratic (UNION) state. Not that any of our vote's really count anyhow. So in a nut shell the peeps we vote into office really isn't our fault what really happens to our lives, economy, etc

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Originally Posted by tunergirl79

A GREAT PLAN

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan . . . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan ??


:YEAH MAY BE OLD BUT I BELIEVE IN IT

Originally Posted by ChoCha

I am writing in Joker for my candidate.. Not only do I agree with him, but it would be really cool to have a prez that breaks **** and exhibits large amounts of public flatulence....

Originally Posted by JOKER-1000

PPPPPPLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZ...............You name something I've broken...........JUST ANOTHER MYTH. As for the flatulence...........Kicked too may biaattcchhhh's out to have someone steady to cook. Taco hell, BK, Wendy's, Outback and the many others.............thers bound to be something bad coming out of all that gaaaabbbaagggeee food!! Would rather go out to dinner every nite of my life than put up with a bunt!!!! LMGDMFAO!!! :YEAH

Originally Posted by JOKER-1000

VERY TRUE!!! Maybe if the entire planet didn't vote we can go back to cowboy's and indian's. IM A COWBOY!!! Cho cha's roomie you be the squaw

Originally Posted by ChoCha's Roomie

LMAO I'll be your sqauw anyday baby!

Originally Posted by ChoCha

I am writing in Joker for my candidate.. Not only do I agree with him, but it would be really cool to have a prez that breaks **** and exhibits large amounts of public flatulence....

Originally Posted by T&A

2 votes for Joker...breaking **** is cool and promotes industry to build more ****!

Originally Posted by T&A

I think I would be pretty damn good at robbing banks and drinking heavily, thats all cowboys do right?

Originally Posted by T&A

I think I would be pretty damn good at robbing banks and drinking heavily, thats all cowboys do right?

Originally Posted by ChoCha

Dont forget the Poker and Gambling with that stolen cash..

Originally Posted by T&A

and hooking up with showgirls...