Useless Info post....

 

This is how exercise was meant to be....

 

> > Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
> > He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him
> what
> > Easter was.
> >
> > The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast
> and
> > we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
> banished
> > her to Hell.
> >
> > The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
> Santa
> > Claus comes and we exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
> > banished her to Hell.
> >
> > The third blonde said, she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,
"So,
> > tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
> the
> > Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
> > disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him.
The
> > Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried
Him
> in
> > a tomb behind a very large boulder. St. Peter smiled and said,
"Verrrrrry
> > good."
> >
> > Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder
> > and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of
> > winter."
> > St. Peter fainted.