I got bit by the cold tire monster...
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I got bit by the cold tire monster...
In case you missed my earlier post... I had to ride to work today, because I lost my truck keys...
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
In case you missed my earlier post... I had to ride to work today, because I lost my truck keys...
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by JOKER-1000
On a plus note... Keith's cage held up like a champ. Not a nick on the plastic, bars, levers, or anything! Paid for itself already!
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
In case you missed my earlier post... I had to ride to work today, because I lost my truck keys...
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
So... I'm leaving work, still in the Muthaf*ckin' Parking Lot... pulling away from a stop sign, making a slight 45 degree turn to the left, and up go the revs, and down I go. Much to the interest/amusement of the several people leaving Starbucks/Walgreens/FarmerJack/etc.
Squids
Once again, so much goes through your head in 3 seconds:
I am soooo cool
Nah, I won't need my gloves tonight
Boy, those revs sound disproportionately high for 7mph
Who's taillight is that 90 degrees to my right? Oh, just mine
Hey! Now who's taillight is 90 degrees to my left? Ooooh! Mine again!
F*ck me, this might sting a bit.
Whoa, that cage is tearin' a nice divot in the asphalt
Awww maaannn... I JUST GOT THESE PANTS!
Heed the warning kiddos. Tires are COOOOLD this time of year. I got two scraped knees, a sore wrist, and a freshly tore up cage to show for my mental mistake.
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by Busta
dewd I feel ya on the whole "I just got these pants" part!!! LMAO!!
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
dude.. sorry to hear this. I was dialin up the r1 on the freeway after the onramp the other day and I expected the wheel to pull up, instead the *** end broke loose and I think I left a 15 foot patch. you gotta be careful this time of year.
Joker.. your avatar looks good :YEAH
Joker.. your avatar looks good :YEAH
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by DetroitStyle
I got a cold one in my hand right now. And another one holding down the swelling on my knee.
On a plus note... Keith's cage held up like a champ. Not a nick on the plastic, bars, levers, or anything! Paid for itself already!
On a plus note... Keith's cage held up like a champ. Not a nick on the plastic, bars, levers, or anything! Paid for itself already!
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by LEASNIT
Hrmmmmmmmmm... sounds like me last sunday when my 
decided to eat my 2 week old jeans.. rotten fawker... 
decided to eat my 2 week old jeans.. rotten fawker... hahahah.. I love it his crash stories...
I still think the killing a pair of jeans award goes to T&A.. I never realized a fiddy could do so much damage to a pair of pants until i saw what he did...
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by ChoCha
hahahah.. I love it his crash stories...
I still think the killing a pair of jeans award goes to T&A.. I never realized a fiddy could do so much damage to a pair of pants until i saw what he did...
I still think the killing a pair of jeans award goes to T&A.. I never realized a fiddy could do so much damage to a pair of pants until i saw what he did...
it turn ya on ?
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Re: I got bit by the cold tire monster...
Originally Posted by ChoCha
hahahah.. I love it his crash stories...
I still think the killing a pair of jeans award goes to T&A.. I never realized a fiddy could do so much damage to a pair of pants until i saw what he did...
I still think the killing a pair of jeans award goes to T&A.. I never realized a fiddy could do so much damage to a pair of pants until i saw what he did...
yes please post up your pics, otherwise its 
