DIfferences between work and prison
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DIfferences between work and prison Difference between prison and work:
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of you time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of you time in a 6x8 cubicle
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family
IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all the expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON... you spend most of you life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wating to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of you time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of you time in a 6x8 cubicle
IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior
IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family
IN PRISON... the taxpayers pay all the expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON... you spend most of you life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wating to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers
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Re: DIfferences between work and prison
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