It's 51 out... :YEAH Probably be raining like a monsoon by the time I get off work, but that still doesn't rule out in the parking structures! Me and Buzzman have been riding the last couple weeks in about 13 degrees...51 is like 100!

 

Wish I could see outside from cubeland.

 

Luckily my cube is against a wall of windows :YEAH

On the bright side, there's always Prarie-*******! When it's real quiet in the office, take a 3 inch thick hardcover manual and slam it on a desk. Now watch as all the heads pop up over the cube walls like prarie dogs

 

 

Oh thats great.. Not enough cubes here to do that. Gotta remember that for the future tho..

 

Another thing I do while locked in my cube, is call everyone around me with the fax machine, all I can hear when they answer there phone is bbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppp, then a "God DAmmit, son-of-a bit$h, and %$#$#@^@%", that passes my day, and makes me laugh, then the 2-help calls start to try and find out who is pranking them, tooo bad its a fax.
:YEAH

 

 

LMGDAO.. THe best was when that exe. file went out that jacked up your volume and told everyone around you that you were looking at ****. that was always good..

 

Or, if you're an admin, you can play Admin Melrose Place: Simply log into your co-workers email as them, then start sending electronic love notes to other co-workers and see what happens.

Or just log into their email and read it; you may not have to help the situation at all!

 

Thats it.. Your fired.. !!!! Grab your stapler and get out..

 

Another good one is take a couple(doubled-up) pieces of scotch tape and put over your neighbors mouth piece on there phones, page someone to their phone and listen to them yell into the phone, and hear them procede to tell the other person on the line to call back, we must have a bad connection, they will be yelling shortly again...

 

But I was told I could listen to my music at a reasonable level form the hours of 10am to 2pm; janet gets to listen to her music while she's collating....

 

Kinda old skool.. Like stealing mouse *****. Unplugging the receiver just enough so it dont work, but the cord stays in.. Or.. Better yet.. The half can of old tuna fish hidden under someones desk..

 

Even better if the dumbasses do not lock their tube/lotus notes, send out email to other guys(preferrably their boss) telling them "you know boss that shirt brings out the color in your eyes"
That has gotten some of my co-worker wierd looks from my boss(s) here and there.

 

 

Swingline..



"hey peter check out channel 9 - Its the breast exams!"

 

all of you need to stay out of my office

 

Just switch the keyboard and mouse around, a Engineer will spend half the day on Helpdesk, and the other banging his head.

 

You can poke holes in all the styrofoam coffee cups in the break room..

 

I always put reg coffee in the decaf containers too.
Or water down the coffee pots that are just sitting there, I love looking at their faces when they grab a cup on their way to the same meeting as me and watch them force it down, nothing but creamer and sugar.