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The Super Bowl Ticket

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>A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As

he sits down, a

>young man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in

the seat next to him.

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>"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

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>"This is incredible," said the young man. "Who in

their right mind would

>have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest

sporting event in the

>world, and not use it?"

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>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I

was supposed to come

>with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first

Super bowl we haven't

>been to together since we got married in 1967."

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>"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But

couldn't you find

>someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a

neighbor-- to take the

>seat?"

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>The man shakes his head and replies, ...

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>"No, they're all at the funeral."

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