Christmas Cookie Recipe
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Christmas Cookie Recipe
Here is how to make my favorite Christmas Cookie: FOLLOW
INSTRUCTIONS CLOSELY!
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
INSTRUCTIONS CLOSELY!
Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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I baked cookie wAsTeD... remember Doris?? LOL
Stallion made homade pasta sauce at shiftys sisters WaStEd.... Whatta mess.....
The last I heard about was cookin drunk at Tims somethin like ALL the meat in his freezer LOL
Stallion made homade pasta sauce at shiftys sisters WaStEd.... Whatta mess.....
The last I heard about was cookin drunk at Tims somethin like ALL the meat in his freezer LOL
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Originally posted by sexybiker
kev those were the best damn cookies i have ever tasted..................i think lol i was pretty drunk
i just remeber you saying "look i made cookies for everyone" it was like 3 am.
kev those were the best damn cookies i have ever tasted..................i think lol i was pretty drunk
i just remeber you saying "look i made cookies for everyone" it was like 3 am.
yup they were delicious!!! Soft and warm Guest
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Originally posted by X-Rated
The last I heard about was cookin drunk at Tims somethin like ALL the meat in his freezer LOL
The last I heard about was cookin drunk at Tims somethin like ALL the meat in his freezer LOL
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Originally posted by LEASNIT
Lol.. about 40 lb's of meat on the walls, stove, ceiling, floor..... but fock the pasta.. all I wanted was the Texas Toast..
Lol.. about 40 lb's of meat on the walls, stove, ceiling, floor..... but fock the pasta.. all I wanted was the Texas Toast..
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