Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden,her fairy godmother
appears,with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two
conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
"What's
the second condition?""You must be home by 2 A.M. Any later and your
diaphragm, will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by
2
A.M. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show
up.
Finally, at 5 A.M., Cinderella shows up looking love-struck, and very
satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed to have turned, into a pumpkin three hours
ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know
of
no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember,
exactly ... Peter Peter, Pumpkin something or other...."

 

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