A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a
sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response
on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick
and
bring
her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd
close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and
went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran into the room. " What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked."

 

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready
to
> go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's
> reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special
> area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
> returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more
aroused
> assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and
> starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why
are
> you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me
> downtown. I thought it was foreplay," The husband says, "No, not at all."
> His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? " I was
> just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.
>

 

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children >what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him >about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming *** and have sex with them." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and turned to Little Johnny to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Detroit Tigers but I was too embarrassed to say so".

 

Good Ones!