Guts - vs - Balls
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From: The Dirty D
Guts - vs - *****
We've all heard about people having guts or *****. But do you really
Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
By your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
By your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
***** - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
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