Pc's Vs. Cars
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From: Shelby Twp., MI
Pc's Vs. Cars
PC's or Cars
>>>
>>>For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
>>>computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
>>>(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
>>>auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
>>>computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
>>>1,000
>
>>>miles to the gallon."
>>>In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
>>>stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
>>>driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
>>>part):
>>>
>>>1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>>>
>>>2. Every time they repainted the line s in the road, you would have to
>>>buy
>
>>>a new car.
>>>
>>>3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
>>>would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
>>>shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
>>>continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>>>
>>>4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
>>>your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
>>>have
>
>>>to reinstall the engine.
>>>
>>>5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>>>five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
>>>five percent of the roads.
>>>
>>>6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
>>>be
>
>>>replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>>>warning light.
>>>
>>>7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>>>
>>>8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
>>>and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
>>>handle,
>
>>>turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>>>
>>>9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
>>>how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
>>>
>>>10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
>>>
>>>Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate -
>>>their computer
>>>
>>>For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
>>>computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
>>>(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
>>>auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
>>>computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
>>>1,000
>
>>>miles to the gallon."
>>>In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
>>>stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
>>>driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
>>>part):
>>>
>>>1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>>>
>>>2. Every time they repainted the line s in the road, you would have to
>>>buy
>
>>>a new car.
>>>
>>>3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
>>>would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
>>>shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
>>>continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>>>
>>>4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
>>>your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
>>>have
>
>>>to reinstall the engine.
>>>
>>>5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>>>five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
>>>five percent of the roads.
>>>
>>>6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
>>>be
>
>>>replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>>>warning light.
>>>
>>>7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>>>
>>>8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
>>>and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
>>>handle,
>
>>>turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>>>
>>>9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
>>>how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
>>>
>>>10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
>>>
>>>Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate -
>>>their computer
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Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by KelKel
PC's or Cars
>>>
>>>For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
>>>computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
>>>(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
>>>auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
>>>computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
>>>1,000
>
>>>miles to the gallon."
>>>In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
>>>stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
>>>driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
>>>part):
>>>
>>>1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>>>
>>>2. Every time they repainted the line s in the road, you would have to
>>>buy
>
>>>a new car.
>>>
>>>3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
>>>would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
>>>shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
>>>continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>>>
>>>4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
>>>your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
>>>have
>
>>>to reinstall the engine.
>>>
>>>5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>>>five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
>>>five percent of the roads.
>>>
>>>6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
>>>be
>
>>>replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>>>warning light.
>>>
>>>7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>>>
>>>8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
>>>and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
>>>handle,
>
>>>turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>>>
>>>9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
>>>how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
>>>
>>>10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
>>>
>>>Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate -
>>>their computer
>>>
>>>For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
>>>computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo
>>>(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the
>>>auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
>>>computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got
>>>1,000
>
>>>miles to the gallon."
>>>In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
>>>stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
>>>driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this
>>>part):
>>>
>>>1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
>>>
>>>2. Every time they repainted the line s in the road, you would have to
>>>buy
>
>>>a new car.
>>>
>>>3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
>>>would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows,
>>>shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could
>>>continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
>>>
>>>4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
>>>your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would
>>>have
>
>>>to reinstall the engine.
>>>
>>>5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
>>>five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only
>>>five percent of the roads.
>>>
>>>6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
>>>be
>
>>>replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
>>>warning light.
>>>
>>>7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
>>>
>>>8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
>>>and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
>>>handle,
>
>>>turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
>>>
>>>9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
>>>how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
>>>
>>>10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
>>>
>>>Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate -
>>>their computer
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From: Shelby Twp., MI
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by NINER
Whoa! Time warp! I would say thread digger from 4 years ago.
This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
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Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by KelKel
And?? This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...
no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
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From: Detroit Rock City
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by KelKel
And?? This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...
no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
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Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Whooooaaaa Hippie!!!!! Relax and get your man hating jaws from around Niners neck.... There, there... Be a good girl and Ill buy you a nice tofu wrap or something... Damn killer...
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From: The Dirty D
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by ChoCha
Whooooaaaa Hippie!!!!! Relax and get your man hating jaws from around Niners neck.... There, there... Be a good girl and Ill buy you a nice tofu wrap or something... Damn killer...
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From: .
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by KelKel
And?? This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...
no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
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From: Livonia, MI
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by KelKel
And?? This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...
no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
This is funny forever. You need to get laid hun, you've been cranky everytime you open you mouth on this board. Let me give you a number to the nearest cheap hooker in Taylor I think her name was juwanda...no need to thank me it's my pleasure, I know how hard it is for you
Tofu wrap..are those good choch?
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From: Shelby Twp., MI
Re: Pc's Vs. Cars
Originally Posted by NINER
I could I take it seriously? Hippies don't get angry.:YEAH
And tofu is nasty I only like it in my miso soup :YEAH
