A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and crawl reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now crawl reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy, vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is
when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

 

Cute:p

 

LOL that was a good one

 

oh but the other one sucked huh??? i thought the other was better

 

That's good Ray. :devil