If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches
of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you
might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year
because Pelston is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in
Michigan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might
live in Michigan.

If you think ‘global warming’ is a joke, you might live in Michigan.

If you think deer season should be a national holiday, you might live in
Michigan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year,
you might live in Michigan.

If you think a good way to get rid of your garbage is to load it into! your
pickup and drive real fast down windy dirt roads with the tailgate down, you
might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you
might live in Michigan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Michigan.

If, during the Daimler/Chrysler merger, you wondered, “Why would Chrysler
want to buy Mercedes?”, you might live in Michigan.

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live in
Michigan.

If you know that February can be the longest month of the year, you might
live in Michigan.

If every motorized vehicle in your home is powered by a V8, you might live
in Michigan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Michigan.

If you read a bumper sticker that says, “I eat my road kill”, and believe
it, you might live in Michigan.

! If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you might live in Michigan.

If you know what a “salt ride” is, you might live in Michigan.

You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when............

1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
8. You carry jumper ! cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to
use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
11. You know a! ll 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your
blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Ohio.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not
medicine.
24. You know what a Yooper is.
25. You think owning a Honda is Un American.
26. You know that UP is a place not a direction.
27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.
28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is
a Kevlar vest.
29. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all
your Michigan friends.

 

#10 is definately for leasinit!!

 

Here's a couple more for ya

You also know the difference between a Yooper, A troll, and a Trooper...
You know what a "snow Cow" is
When someone asks wher you live, you point to a spot on your hand.


Big Jarsh

 

That avatar is the ****.... LMAO @ T&A.......