I guess when i hit this stage i'll know I'm old...


As we age, our priorities change...


The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife,
dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short
velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So, I
tied her up and went fishing ...

 

ur thread sucks.........

 

ya no ****, this is something id expect from juan

 

U suck...

 

u and your silly sex games with ur catz....... :YEAH

 

I like puddin

 

yah we know joe!!!! :SPLAT:

:YEAH

 

YAH puddin it to that **** :YEAH

 

ur under homo advisery!!!!!

 

just as long as it stays still

 

mmm chocooolateeeeee