Home Remedies
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Home Remedies
These are great!!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
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> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
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> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
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> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
>
> 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
>
> 9. Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
>
> If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
>
> And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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Re: Home Remedies
Originally Posted by udontr8
i could use the mouse trap one......i never get up the first time. Hell i dont get up the 3rd or 4th time either
Shiat, I dont remember the first 8 times it goes off, just know its an hour and a half later when i do look at the clock...
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Re: Home Remedies
Originally Posted by NoShow
Shiat, I dont remember the first 8 times it goes off, just know its an hour and a half later when i do look at the clock...
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Re: Home Remedies
Originally Posted by ChoCha
you guys are talking to someone whos alarm went off at 6:30 this morning and did not get in until 9...
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